All 7,736 movie Reviews


Donkey Kong Country? Donkey Kong Country?

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Personally, I was turned off by this. No pun intended. Well, maybe. I don't know if weed gives you hallucinations. That's more LSD. Anyway, the sprite work wasn't bad.

The background looked off. It just didn't make much sense for Donkey Kong. Why would he of all video game characters get high? You could have used anyone else. Well, he does live in a pretty wacky place.



Dovahbear 4 Dovahbear 4

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It was great, but I didn't think it was that great. Hmm, that's still a compliment, I think? Anyway, it was fun to see this great animation. I guess I haven't been following the other entries. I took...not getting into that one. Anyway, this was still great.

The action really did build up. A bear riding a dragon can never go wrong. I always recognize that helmet. Everything moves so smoothly. I didn't know he'd actually hit the bear with the arrow.



BARTPOCALYPSE BARTPOCALYPSE

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I admit this was a weaker entry by you. It was probably too short. Still, even the weaker stuff made by you is recommendable. It's mostly because the animation is so good. I really had no idea where this would take off.

I was thinking it might be supernatural stuff. They actually do have a lot of that in the show. It's just never important to the story. How odd. I like all the all caps title.



300 QUEERS 300 QUEERS

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was very beautifully animated. It's weird how I see all these naked women in the advertisings. I mean, this is the exact opposite. I love when he says that there's nothing wrong with being gay. He just isn't. Or is he?

Wait, I just said this was beautifully animated. Does that make me gay? Not that there would be anything wrong with that. I was just thinking about Don Imus. He kind of looks like Michael Bay.



Retarded Animal Babies 18 Retarded Animal Babies 18

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Wow, I had no idea this would be that wacky. I especially love seeing the other world dimension. Was the error that they were lacking the word "J" in the subtitles sometimes? Yeah, it was pretty easy to find that. I loved seeing the Colin Mochrie head. I miss animutation.

Is his penis retractable? I loved that joke about the donkey within the monkey within the donkey. Oh yeah, they have similar names. The animation was just awesome in this. I'm so glad this series is here.



A Gamer & Resident Evil 4 A Gamer & Resident Evil 4

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I admit this didn't seem that good. The animation seemed very primitive. It did get a lot funnier as it went on. The cheesy animation actually worked for it well. I also appreciate the goofy voices. I'm becoming more familiar with "Resident Evil".

Well, I have been watching video game movies this month. Of course, most suck. I was confused by the gun selection scene. It was so slow I thought it was interactive. I didn't even notice the funny descriptions at first.



Naruto Randomness 5 Naruto Randomness 5

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I admit this didn't start off well. I'm just not into "King Of The Hill". Still, you honored that show quite well. I especially liked the "Simple and Clean" part. The artwork's still pretty crude, but it doesn't matter. It works with its crudeness.

The voices aren't bad. I do wish that other Naruto mashup series was still here. I'm surprised that "Scarface" bit had no swearing. It's known for that! Its as fun as ever.



Saint Paddy's Day Collab Saint Paddy's Day Collab

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Well, it was nice to see a Saint Patrick's Day collab. You rarely see that stuff here. Unfortunately, this isn't good. Most of these were just the same image. You could have at least had better songs with them. It's too loud.

I'm not familiar with the Kitty Krew. I'm not interested in you guys either. At least BigFuzzyKitten's moved. I don't want to know if that's the whole cartoon. It's just not satisfying.



HK's Phoenix Wrong HK's Phoenix Wrong

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Well, it was interesting to find out where the audio came from. I honestly don't think any submission has inspired more imitations than the "Phoenix Wrong" series. Yes, that includes the "Numa Numa Dance" submission. Well, that was much fewer reviews. I recognized only a few. The "Ghostbusters" one was easy.

My favorite was probably Daft Punk. I'm just such a fan of their music. I wish I knew these characters' names. I still forget most pokemon. It's quite funny, but I can see why some people would be tired of these.



Miss Dynamite XXII iraq Miss Dynamite XXII iraq

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is one of my favorite episodes! I just love how topical this series was. I sincerely think this was the best animated of all the episodes too. Blackie is my favorite character. I still think she's the hottest. She just seems to have the perfect breast size.

Not too big or small. Anyway, the jokes were great in this. I assume Eva's an atheist. I guess they should be saying, "Where is nobody now?"? The voices are great too. I assume Eva's Canadian.