Total Medals Earned: 7,314 (From 1,950 different games.) Total Medal Score: 98,655 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (275/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Die without busting through a wall
Beat the game and Unlock "ENDLESS MODE". Busting through all those walls probably crippled Jill in some way...
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/260 points)
Reboot Complete!
Cooperation Achieved!
Go Forth and Restore!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/215 points)
You're just getting started
Gotta go harder on the Captchas
You're finally halfway there
You finally beat ReCaptcha and played the true game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/85 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/490 points)
Beat the war level
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Beat the boss
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 5/8 (30/70 points)
Begin your journey
Get inverted
Land on a spike trap
Ignore the laws of physics
Complete Level 10
Touch a bee
Complete Level 20
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (65/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)