Dolphin dick? A dick with a hole on the wiener? You mean not at the end like most? I'm amazed that could be real. I never had a little sister OR a little brother. I have a bigger brother though.
I do love seeing stick figures punch each other. Well, it's not even punching. I'm amazed at how dysfunctional you were. Well, the people you knew at least. I bet if I tried remembering very hard, I could get something as bizarre as that.