Total Medals Earned: 7,314 (From 1,950 different games.) Total Medal Score: 98,655 Points
Medals Earned: 5/33 (35/455 points)
Dies with neek
Get a life
Play the game with Neek
Kill the mammoth
Play retroacan
The bull hit you
Dies with Galatzia
Dies with JC Chavez
Dies with Don k-chito
Dies with Malverde
Dies with Don Tamalito
Play the game with Don K-Chito
Play the game with Don Tamalito
I slapped Frog
Rebounds with Johnny
Survive the kids thrown by REX
Survive the train thrown by charlie
Break the bubble
They are so cool
Kill the Crocodile
Complete Level 3-4
Play the game with Galatzia
Kill the Giraffe Alien
Kill the Maistro
Play the game with JC Chavez
Play the game with Malverde
You get the yellow cartridge
You get the purple cartridge
You get the green cartridge
Get all cartridges
Kill the boss REX with all characters
Kill the boss CLOCK with all characters
Kill the boss CHARLIE with all characters
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/115 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (210/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Win a perfect showdown
10 ricochet kills
Say goodbye to an old friend
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/265 points)
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
1000 score on Normal
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Medals Earned: 1/23 (5/495 points)
Defeat the Slime.
Reach level 11.
Reach level 6.
Obtain all arcane armors.
Obtain the Longsword.
Reach level 26.
Collect all items.
Obtain the Dragonslayer.
Reach level 21.
Reach level 31.
Obtain the Recurve Bow.
Obtain the Mace.
Reach level 16.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Beat the game on novice difficulty.
Beat the game on apprentice difficulty.
Beat the game on master difficulty.
Max out red and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red level on a wizard.
Max out red and black levels on a wizard.
Max out red, green and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red and green levels on a wizard.
Max out red, green and black levels on a wizard.
Max out green and white levels on a wizard.
Max out green level on a wizard.
Max out green and black levels on a wizard.
Max out green, blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out green and blue levels on a wizard.
Max out green, blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out blue level on a wizard.
Max out blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out red, blue and white levels on a wizard.
Max out red and blue levels on a wizard.
Max out red, blue and black levels on a wizard.
Max out white level on a wizard.
Max out black and white levels on a wizard.
Max out black level on a wizard.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/350 points)
Click 333 times
Drive 50 laps
Drive 100 laps
Ride longer than 20 seconds
Ride longer than 24 seconds
Ride longer than 20 seconds 3 times in row
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/395 points)
You monster.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/85 points)
Create a right-click menu with a link.
Create a right-click menu.
Let's be quiet.
Completely fill up your menu.