Total Medals Earned: 7,162 (From 1,931 different games.) Total Medal Score: 95,805 Points
Medals Earned: 3/4 (20/120 points)
...and ordered a beer.
You went to the bar...
You drank four beers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/24 (70/500 points)
Break one bottle of each type
Burn the yolk butt with a heater
Play the game for first time
Use the sushi belt
Make a combo of 15
Fall for more than 1.5 seconds
Hit something from the restaurant menu
Pop 3 balloons
Break 50 bamboo plants
Eat 3 sushi pieces while hanging from the balloons
Reach a score of 100000
Reach a score of 150000
Reach a score of 200000
Hit a bottle in the air with your head
Hit the chef
Make a combo of 30
Make a combo of 45
Make a combo of 60
Eat the four golden sushi pieces in one run
Unlock all the achievements
Hit a sign with a seven and a one
Ring the bell
Fire the first plate through all the plates at the top shelf
Jump on the lamps 5 consecutive times
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)
Mop up the grease!
You got it!
Clean that grill!
Drain it baby!
Escape!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (120/120 points)
Light the candle
Skull
Solve a color puzzle
Solve a puzzle
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/135 points)
Sneaky
Clean something!
Solve a puzzle.
Solve a word puzzle.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/95 points)
Get the bee to move!
Show off your balling skills!
Word!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
You feel at peace.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.