Total Medals Earned: 7,017 (From 1,902 different games.) Total Medal Score: 93,705 Points
Medals Earned: 19/19 (430/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/115 points)
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/140 points)
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Mouseover your character.
Avenge the poor dwarf, mercilessly ambushed one cloudy night.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (160/385 points)
Report to The Captain.
Report to The Captain, completing all 3 games.
Bounce 30 consecutive times.
Defeat a thug named Deebone.
Rack up some medical bills at taxpayers' expense.
Breaking the law.
Get some LUV in your life.
Become the Donut King.
Be an All-American Hero.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/45 points)
I can't believe you shot Foamy! You cold hearted bastard!
boogie down!
Congrats you've killed Pico! Are you happy with yourself?
ew..
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
Helper
Smarty
Puzzler
Escape!
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/500 points)
Complete the very first level
Complete a level with 2 stars
Complete a level with 3 stars
Lock 25 boards
Take 33% of stars
Lock 75 boards
Lock 50 boards
Complete the game with 3 stars
Lock all boards !
Take 66% of stars