Total Medals Earned: 7,385 (From 1,960 different games.) Total Medal Score: 100,285 Points
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/410 points)
Get 1 point
Get 5 points
Get 10 points
Get 15 points
Get 20 points
Get 25 points
Get 30 points
Get 35 points
Get 40 points
Get 45 points
Get 50 points
Get 55 points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Score over 1000 points
Score over 2000 points
Score over 3000 points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/400 points)
Last 30 seconds
Last 60 seconds
Last 90 seconds
Last 120 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/150 points)
Read about Christine
Buy every upgrade
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 3/20 (110/500 points)
Complete the first level
Play the game for first time
Complete all the game
Die for the first time
Get sensei angry
Get sensei funny
Fly for 2 minutes in jetpack
Jump and kill 50 robots
Get hit by one rocket
Use the help and watch the video
Die 500 times
Make a total of 100k points in score mode
Collect 30 stars
complete the game with a maximum 10 dies
Make more than 9000 points in level 7
Make more than 9200 points in level 19
Make more than 9720 points in level 20
Collect 60 stars
Collect 90 stars
Make a total of 180k points in score mode
Medals Earned: 6/9 (40/165 points)
Buy the angry cube for 25 points
Buy the greedy cube for 50 points
Buy the chunky cube for 50 points
Buy the mike cube for 75 points
Buy the yppah cube for 100 points
Buy the cyclops cube for 150 points
Buy the PAIN cube for 300 points
Get a highscore of 150
Have 500 total points
Medals Earned: 4/15 (25/300 points)
View the credits
Read the instructions
Donate to charity
Freedom of speech!
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/245 points)
Complete the "Forest" Level
Complete the "City" Level
Complete the "Lab" Level
Find one of the ten Golden Hearts
Seen all three endings
Complete i saw her across the world
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Click on both the Credits Heads
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?