Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[NuMbAh OnE]

The end!

It is always interesting to look back at early stuff the Clock Crew made. I think that besides StrawberryClock, you were the first Clock on this website, right? It was nice to see the good visuals that seem to last to today. I also like it how SBC chose such a basic number as a symbol, as "B" on its own shows up a lot in regular language. I was thinking it would be an infinite loop but it did eventually end. It did not have much going on and it was short, but at least it was fine while it lasted, and I liked the extras.

[HagelslagClock's stand-up]

Weird

I have no idea that a hagelslag is, but I assume that is what the clock looks like. There is not much else to say about this, as it was quite short. I could not understand the joke, and I do not think I have ever heard of Frankie Boyle before. "My pussy is haunted"? Is that just supposed to mean that you are simply so old your vagina has ghosts in it? I kind of think it might have something to do with the fact that the clock was a hagelslag as I once again have little idea as to what that means.

[The Etiquette]

He's dead?!

Dude, I was seriously not expecting StrawberryClock to die in this! The end does leave me with some questions, like wouldn't OrangeClock be a ColorClock? He is the same shape and size as a ColorClock and if he is a fruit clock, then who is the real Orange (color)Clock? Anyway, this had some good twists and turns, but it could have used more music. It was overall fun to see all of those clocks being credited. You threw in a pretty neat thing at the end and I hope you had a good winter season.

[Son of Carrot]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

I had no idea that the rivalry between the Fruit Clocks and the Vegetable Clocks was still going on. At least you were nice enough to show us your origin. I would love to see a sequel to this where you really do take over the Clock Crew and everything. I was not expecting CarrotClock to literally screw the negative space. The voices in this seemed like a combination between real and speakaphone voices. For that, I will give you creativity and it was overall creative in the central plot.

[Frank's Dental Adventure]

Don't swear like that

Yep, it is pretty easy to say that this music will simply never go out of style. I was a bit confused as to what was the main punchline or joke of this whole thing. It was at least authentic to the Clock Crew, with all the voices and stuff. The animation was not bad, especially when you panned out and showed the dentist building in the beginning. I again think that I have never heard of FrankClock before. With all the crazy designs going on, it seems like it would have been more appropriate to call him HumanClock.

[3:00]

A creative loop

Hey, if you are going to make a loop, at least have a lot going on in the silly thing! I was impressed by how good the animation was in this and the little things there. The flash was really not about a specific time but it makes sense with the Clock Crew anyway. I like how there is a clock that is covering DwarfinatorClock's crotch. It seems like a good way to make fun of the slow motion shots in the movie. It was also funny to see the manly chests that were on some of the Clocks fighting.

[XIAOXIAO (with a twist)]

A hero?

This was interesting to watch, if only because I think it recreated that one Xiao Xiao cartoon perfectly. It was certainly fine for anybody who could take a joke. I was kind of getting the feeling that you were basically copying something else and doing little on your own. It was weird to hear Arnold Schwarzeneggar's voice. You could have done some additional animation on your own, I suppose. It seems as though you have made one of the most polarizing flashes here, with the difference in review score and rating

[The Truth About God]

Pretty much in the middle

This was a fairly original idea to use, but the main problem is that it is too short. I can not really blame this for not making any sense, as most of the stuff here was not. It was really interesting to review one of the earliest things submitted to the portal. The flash techniques are actually pretty impressive for being that old. Ron Jeremy looks pretty good in this, or as good as he ever would eating doves. I was thinking this was going to be something offensive to religious people, but it really was not.