Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Eskimo Bob 13 (EBZ)]

I found this to be a big improvement over the previous one I reviewed. I still don't think I would recommend it. I think that this one instead makes the mistake of being too long. It should have been more like three minutes. I've seen better DBZ flashes. The animation seems to be funnier.

I didn't know those lines were eyes at first. They seemed more like the letters "TI". Then again, I guess their eyes are all like that. I guess I'm more familiar with the characters now. Congratulations on being a cult favorite.

[Stone Trek: Episode 3]

I like how you have those games at the beginning. Yeah, I'll never complete one, but it's a nice little touch. I don't think the actual Flintstones had this many rock puns. So this really does take place in BC? It was nice not to have the laughtrack at the beginning. Why are there no author's comments?

I didn't know you could even do that. Or I guess, not do that. I love how scared the Redshirt is. How movies/TV shows are you going to parody in one cartoon? I love how authentic HAL-9000's voice is.

[Eskimo Bob 3]

I am very, very sorry, but this didn't seem like anything that interesting. I mean, it was way too short. I remember hearing about "Crazy Old Maurice" on "Beauty And The Beast". This was so little that happened in this. It was just a few jokes. I couldn't find much humor.

I still liked how other seemed to like this. I guess it's just a matter of opinion. Why is this considered a Stick Flash? These guys aren't sticks! This just is not for me.

[Trek Lovin]

This was, for the most part, quite funny. I didn't like how it just went blank at the end. I guess it would have been more graphic if it was shown. Eh, I could handle it! Wow, I've been reviewing a lot of stuff by deceased users. This wasn't one of Ben's most well known works, but it was still pretty good.

It was easy to tell it was fake because of them being cartoons. I appreciate how well it syncs. Was that really Spock's penis from the silhouette? It seemed like a third hand! At least it wasn't like a third leg.

[swearbear f**k valentine]

Wow, I really do wish someone had given me this. When it's just presented like this, it loses its charm. Well, it has less charm. The voice is fine. There's just so little going on. It's just one joke, but it is pretty funny.

I don't see why this wasn't a game. You had to click something. I guess it is mostly a movie, though. I guess it doesn't hold up well. This cartoon already insulted me enough.

[Destination Egg!]

I loved this mostly because of how sick it was. Well, it's not that. It's just that it is a very original idea. It seems like a pretty obvious joke. I love it when people do stuff that's not only new, but it's obvious. It was as long as it needed to be.

The voices and animation were top notch. I guess it would be worse to just masturbate. Well, I guess it depends on how close you are. Wow, I'm quite twisted. Look, we've all experimented with this stuff, okay?

[Stone Trek: Episode 2]

I was surprised at how prominent the laughtrack was. Then again, that was probably intentional. You really have captured the spirit of both shows. It's kind of weird how the first two episodes are two parts. While not familiar with the "Star Trek" show, I definitely know "The Flintstones". You really did capture the humor.

The animation is so good. I just love the idea of a wooden spaceship. While goofy, it doesn't matter. I think at least some of these episodes are based on the "Star Trek" show. I doubt this was an actual plot.

[Pokemon Go! Team Rocket]

At first, I was disappointed that it was ending so soon. It seemed like half of this was just credits! It ended up being a lot more than that and boy am I glad! That last joke was probably the best. I don't know what that thief was thinking. It's still a great cartoon.

I think this may be the first "Pokemon Go!" cartoon I've seen here. I keep seeing them being promoted. I'm glad they're popular! Maybe they'll get their own separate section here! The animation is great as well.

[The Move To Youtube]

This is now changed to the lowest rated thing for this year's Clock Day. Honestly, I don't think this is that bad. It's mostly because some of the ideas are clever. I like seeing how the years change. It's not much, but it's something. I like the sounds.

It is still pretty pointless. You need to have better animation. Happy Clock Day 2016! It's sad how we always lose views each year. At least we still have you guys. I've never heard of you before.

MuppetProtesterClock responds:

Let's chalk it up to a good "last hurrah." At least I tried, and got a good rating from an expert!

.10 more points left, and I move up.