Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Everything Burrito]

I'm so glad someone managed to make a front page Adventure Time submission. It's probably the most popular cartoon online next to MLP. There should be a crossover. I loved the animation in this. It makes you wonder why Jake doesn't stretch his body to be like Lady Rainicorn. I imagine they have to be the same size to have, uh, you know.

I should have known it would be the Ice King. I love Finn's face at the end. Glad he didn't become part of it. It was sad to see Lady Rainicorn like that. Glad everything worked out, sorta. It does fit in with the bizarre nature of the show.

[Soul]

I found this to be a very good submission. It probably works so well because it has cats in it! Yeah, that's probably the most popular animal on the Internet. The notion of them going into space is just awesome. It helps that the animation is great and the song is fantastic. You just can't go wrong with this.

I wish I had some idea which language this was. It really does tell a good, if simple story. I can see why it has such a high score. A pity this didn't win any award. I guess "soul" is a pretty generic title.

[Pitch - Web Design]

Ah, I love this one. I think the best part is probably how it just keeps the jokes going. I never saw that Dragon Drop joke coming. I just love how good the animation is. The noses look like they're muppets. I love the voices too.

You could substitute the dragon for Spike from MLPFIM. Everyone loves him! I just love how he keeps on making dragon after dragon. I also like how earnest the other guy is. It's just a wonderful cartoon.

[N.S.F.W.]

Yeah, I knew it wasn't going to show actual porn. It would have had an Adult Content rating if you did. Besides, you'd never get away with it without being flagged. I thnk the image resolution was too low. That was, of course, most likely part of the joke. I don't know what Jack Black's doing at the end.

What a coincidence. I'm just now lookingat an article about Jack Black the rat catcher. Serious. It's hard to really say anything bad, because you certainly succeeded in your goal. I like how you are from a group called Crap Flash.

Psychopath responds:

It's the "Crap Flash Crew".

Also, yes, we could totally get away with submitting adult content with an inappropriate rating, the staff have internal conflicts on what they define adult content as, they even broke one of Tom's personal rules regarding the art portal and reached a consensus to let porn enter the Art Portal unchallenged despite such a notion being one of the golden rules at the time. There is also no "flagging" system either, the whistle has been broken in that capacity ever since the launch of the redesign in 2012. You are so fucking retarded it's amazing.

Every time you do this, you go onto some unrelated, retarded tangent only slightly related to the content. By this point, I'd rather be criticized by an autist because at least then they could remain on topic. Speaking of which, the thing Black Jack was doing at the end is called "Masturbation". I'd figured I'd clarify that for you since you are, apparently, a castrate.

[Headdy's Consequences]

I admit that I know very little about Dynamite Headdy. Again, he's only really been mentioned on flashes here. While not great, this is still good. I think it's mostly because the animation is quite impressive. It seems a bit different than your usual style. I knew this wasn't going to end well.

While it's just one joke, it is a pretty funny one. I'm glad you seemed to do something different this time. It was weird how his head came off like that. It worked well for this one joke. I like the voices or voice.

Wonchop responds:

I guess it is kinda risky making something based on a somewhat obscure game. But y'know, it's fun to animate things based on things you love.

I recently got a Cintiq13HD which makes drawing a hell of a lot easier, so hopefully there'll be more fbf-related stuff in the future.

[Super Happy Fun Time 36]

At the end, it sounded like he said that I have dialysis. I'm pretty sure that's supposed to be diabetes. Yeah, I was probably just listening to it wrong. I thought the artwork was as good as ever. It's nice to see this stick become more of a character. I was a bit bothered by how short it was.

Brevity is wit, but not always. I'm surprised none of these guys have clocks on their faces. Obviously, you are a clock. You can always recognize those voices. Dang, this is one long numbered series.

Alphaman responds:

old flash

oh hey you are the guy that does those good reviews.

[Crumbs: Case #1]

It's great to get a first look at a new and cool cartoon series! This has become quite popular. Whenever I think of talking food, I'm reminded of the Clock Crew. Your animation is, uh, better. Yeah, I just had to say that. I thought the bread guy looked like Conan O'Brien.

As I do watch an occasional crime show, I understand this more. I guess these guys know how to...take a bite out of crime. Wait, that doesn't really make sense. I thought the voices were good too. You really didn't know what was going to happen.

[Super Happy Fun Time 35]

Yep, I knew that was Sam Kinison! You ever noticed how he kind of sounds like SpongeBob? I thought the animation was pretty good. It makes me glad it's January and the lawn doesn't need to be mowed. It wasn't one of your best flashes. That scream really did make it.

It's been awhile since I've heard those robotic voices. I kind of miss them. I knew he had not mowed the lawn. I don't know how he can get a bruise. You do need to make it longer with more jokes.

InsulinpumpClock responds:

Thanks for all your reviews man. I really need to respond to them all. Thanks. The lawn needs to be mowed again. Wait. No the leaves need to be raked. Uggh.

[A-Hole in Time]

I like stories that feature the Stable Time Loop. He really was an a**hole! I could tell what was going to happen when he came back. I mean, who else would that other guy be? Of course, this raises a lot of questions in itself. I'm not going to go all scientific here.

I thought this was quite well done. RicePirate, you are on fire! And it's not just that you do voices, you produce whole cartoons! I appreciated how well drawn this was. He deserves to die.