Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MvC3: Hulk]

Can't believe I missed this one!

It kind of makes me wonder what you would think of the game once you played it. I didn't realize how many of these cartoons there were hanging around. This should go in its own collection! Anyway, this was pretty good because it was interesting to see you submit something that was entirely a flash cartoon. I can't even remember the last time you did it, because it seems like everything you do submit is a game. It's always great to see you showing off your artistic talent.

The artwork itself wasn't that great, but it fits the cheesy tone. I never realized how many fruits and vegetables there were that are long and green. Hopefully, the Hulk will be able to keep his pants on in the game. It's so cool to see that loading screen where all the characters are standing, looking so awesome. The Hulk was the goofiest looking of them all by far.

[Dragonball ZZZ]

Title fits

The weird thing was that this did have some really good parts in it, particularly at the end. A slideshow featuring the DBZ characters is awesome! I guess it was kind of self-depredation because you acknowledged how silly it was. I did think it was insensitive to show pictures of the 911 survivors. Then again, I guess it's going to be ten years since that happened, so maybe time has healed all wounds. It was also hard to understand.

I could tell you used Speakonia for everything. While I should be used to it, it just came off as very unclear in this. I also didn't like it how one of the images was presented in really low resolution. The stuff in the credits had higher resolution, so it seems more like you just didn't care. At least you had an original joke for a name pun.

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[Closure Teaser Trailer]

Wow

I think this is the first Newgrounds submission I've ever seen where there was a preview icon like on a YouTube video. It's great to see that you guys have become so successful with your work. The original game was great, but this looks like it will be even better! The music is fantastic not to mention there's so much detail in everything. While I doubt I'll ever play this game on a console, it's worth taking note of. The coolest thing is probably how you can jump in the darkness.

There's just such a twisted series of things going on in this trailer. I'm normally not that big a fan for trailers here but this was an exception. Everything just seemed so haunting in this. There were so many colors that were just flashing out but so many unique ways everything was drawn. I know I'm going to be in for a bumpy ride when I play this.

["Frank's Masterpiece"]

Quite different

I had no idea that Hank was in cartoons besides the Pencilmation series. The coolest thing about this was the animation. I am surprised it does not have a higher score, because while it didn't use meta concepts, it was still great. It's also strange because Hank actually seems to get what he wants in the end. It kind of makes you wonder what masterpiece it would have been. Probably your next submission, knowing you.

Everything was just so vibrant and there was a great sense of dimension. I did not need to see Hank's little penis flapping around. I guess he's supposed to be an adult, but he sure acts like a child. It was interesting to see such zany antics as can be expected of someone like him. Yeah "Lawrence Of Arabia" was a great movie too.

[Sonic VS Knuckles:Battle]

So little happens

This was rather unertaining to watch, because really nothing happened in this. It was just Sonic and Knuckles touching each other in odd places to form a fight of some kind. Wow, I just realized how dirty that sounds. While the coloring is not the worst, you should have some stuff going on. I guess it was supposed to be a non-sequitor anti-climax thing, but it just didn't work for me. I know realize the humor of your name having "chili" in it because it's Sonic's favorite food.

It kind of reminds me of how I just went to Sonic for dinner tonight. But I digress, this should at least have some better sound, although the song wasn't too bad. The one thing that was a bit interesting was how it led up to itself. It is just that a lot of flashes submitted are so unique and anti-action isn't what we want here. An actual fight would be more enjoyable.

[Fuck Two]

Kind of funny

Well, it would have been better if you omitted the infinite loop at the end. This was still pretty entertaining because you had such a wide variety of things going on. The best part was at the end when you turned into a boxer. It's always a good idea to have the characters take out their rage on the creator! You were actually (as the boxer) the most well designed character in the whole thing. This reminded me of the movie "The Zookeeper" with the animals.

I doubt it's going to be anything good, maybe this should be made into a movie. You just kept mocking yourself the entire time. It would make sense given the literally hundreds of flash cartoons you have submitted here over the years. Hey, I think my mom has a cooking pot like that! Monkeys can often be a good source of comedice material.

[Meet'N'Fuck: My ass]

Eh...not good

I thought this was going to be a parody of "Arfenhouse" when I saw the house like that. I now know that's just your author image. Anyway, the coolest thing was how this revelled so much in how ridiculous it was. I thought it was going to be a straight-up parody of the "Meet 'N Fuck" series, but it really wasn't. The funniest thing was probably the sumo black guy. I recall seeing that guy in other places, I had no idea he was that popular.

It still has most of the problems spam flashes do. You should have put in background and a sound. I can't really ask you to improve it much because it wasn't intended to be anything that good. I guess you succeeded in making your submission ironic and having a cult fanbase like the original Clock flashes. Hey, that's my name!

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[Take This Pill]

How absurd

You have made so many submissions it is hard to keep up, but this works because of how awesome it is. It's some of the darkest and most surreal humor I have ever seen. One good feature is how these characters all seem to have six stick legs. It just shows you what a messed up world this is to live in. I am not sure if this was supposed to be satire, perhaps at the pharmaceuticals. Nonetheless, the way everyone is so deadpan and realistic in their voice is flawless.

I love how there's so many things in the background to look at. I thought you would maybe just hop from topic to topic as you got into the nurse story. To my surprise, you actually seemed to stick with that for the remainder of the cartoon. I'm so silly for not getting the joke about gravity being represented by an apple. These personifications are tricksters.