Total Medals Earned: 7,017 (From 1,902 different games.) Total Medal Score: 93,705 Points
Medals Earned: 2/35 (55/500 points)
Viewed the entire prologue.
Unlocked 5 heroes
Unlocked 3 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 3 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 3 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced kobolds and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Conjuration abilities.
Faced orcs and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 3 Movement abilities.
Unlocked a battalion slot.
Unlocked 3 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 3 Armor Use abilities.
Completed the tutorial.
Visited the developer's website
Unlocked 6 Bow Use abilities.
Unlocked 6 Movement abilities.
Unlocked 6 Alchemy abilities.
Unlocked 6 Spirit abilities.
Unlocked 6 Conjuration abilities.
Unlocked all 3 battalion slots.
Unlocked 6 Armor Use abilities.
Faced skeletal wizards and emerged victorious!
Faced tellers of visions and emerged victorious!
Unlocked 6 Melee Combat abilities.
Faced zealots and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Movement tree!
Faced demons and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Armor Use tree!
Faced iron golems and emerged victorious!
Unlocked an entire Melee Combat tree!
Unlocked an entire Alchemy tree!
Unlocked an entire Bow Use tree!
Unlocked an entire Spirit tree!
Unlocked an entire Conjuration tree!
Defeated the final boss.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/500 points)
Deal a Double Hit (2 hits with a single strike)
Finish the Tutorial
Deal a Triple Hit (3 hits with a single strike)
Score 5.000 or more in a single match
Reach 25x Multiplier
Reach 10x Multiplier
Reach Level 3
Buy an Avatar
Score 10.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 5
Reach 50x Multiplier
Buy a Skin
Deal a Penta Hit (5 hits with a single strike)
Deal a Tetra Hit (4 hits with a single strike)
Reach Level 10
Reach 100x Multiplier
Score 20.000 or more in a single match
Deal a Hexa Hit (6+ hits with a single strike)
Score 40.000 or more in a single match
Reach Level 15
Reach Level 20
Score 80.000 or more in a single match
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/155 points)
Kill 50 Enemies
Destroyed Boneless Hat
Died 25 Times
Destroyed that Kinky Glass
Destroyed That Big Mass
Killed The Boneless
Won the game with the three players
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 3/5 (20/30 points)
You won
You died
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/40 points)
Not quite right...
At least there's food this time.
Exactly what the title says.
...
At least the pillow cushioned the fall?
ULTIMATE! SPY!
Warm Sisterly Feels
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/200 points)
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/40 points)