Total Medals Earned: 7,382 (From 1,959 different games.) Total Medal Score: 100,250 Points
Medals Earned: 5/22 (95/515 points)
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Notesman
Complete the tutorial
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/30 (60/400 points)
Explode 3 bombs in a row
Pop cluster of 10 bubbles without using bombs
Explode 2 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
Pop 2 clusters of same color in a row
10 sleeping on the field
Pop 3 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Pop cluster of special configuration
Explode 3 stones simultaneously
Explode 5 bombs in a row
15 sleeping on the field
5000 high score (higher is better)
2000 low score (lower is better)
Pop cluster of 20 bubbles without using bombs
Explode 3 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
15000 high score (higher is better)
1500 low score (lower is better)
Pop 5 clusters of same color in a row
Pop 7 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Explode 5 stones simultaneously
Explode 10 bombs in a row
Pop cluster of 35 bubbles without using bombs
Explode 5 bombs simultaneously with chain explosion
50000 high score (higher is better)
750 low score (lower is better)
Pop 10 clusters of same color in a row
30 sleeping on the field
Pop 15 sleeping bubbles simultaneously without using bombs
Explode 8 stones simultaneously
Medals Earned: 6/21 (65/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Find the hidden button
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 4/8 (20/205 points)
Pause the game with P or Esc
Visit Newgrounds
Kill a bouncing head
View the credits
Stab out the eyes
Burn away your sobbing doppleganger
Blow the worm to smithereens and beat it to a pulp
Conquer the time trial in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)
View composer profile (credits)
View creator profile (credits)
Complete the game
View my first game (credits)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play the game
Defeat the girl boss
Medals Earned: 7/9 (125/325 points)
Open up the game
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Let experiment beging
Electrisity experiment passed
Jampers experiment passed
Lasers experiment passed
Gravitation experiment passed
Now you are free
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/215 points)
Block an attack
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/460 points)
Start a game.
Capture a GORILLA.
Pick up the Golden Mallet.
Capture a GORILLA by passing the Golden Mallet.
Win the game.
Have three GRADUATEs handle the Golden Mallet in one game.
Win the game in five minutes or less.
Win with just one GRADUATE.
Capture ten GORILLAs in a single game.
Capture two GORILLAs at once.
Win the game as Miles.
Win the game with no GRADUATE captures.
Win the game playing under the Original rules.
Win the game with no GORILLA captures.
Win the game playing with the Aggressive die.
Capture three GORILLAs at once.
Capture four GORILLAs at once.