Ericho's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[xKore - Destroyer (NG Cut)]

Very stylistic!

I liked this submission because it seemed to have a lot of style with it. There was plenty of variety to go around. I was a bit confused as to what the overall tone was supposed to be. Of course, that rarely stopped me from liking an awesome song like this! I think the tone is kind of a gangster one, as I can hear some yells at some point. It might even give off the tone of being in some place going on a great quest, as many songs do.

I just love how the music seems to be all over the place here. It's great to keep the consistent instrumentals, which I can't identify. It just seems like you went out of your way to put a lot of zaniness in this. The reason it's hard to think of this song's theme is because it simply goes everywhere with itself! This was good and creative.

[Hands Up Motherfucker]

One of the most insane ever made!

Dude, this song is freaking awesome!! It mostly works because of how utterly relentless it is in being completely preposterous! I hope you are around to make more awesome submissions like this! This is just great to listen to because every single second there is something insane going on! The beat consistently keeps its insanity up the entire time! It's the kind of song where you just have to break down and dance to immediately!

You should really go into professional because of how sweet this is. What's best is that the lyrics are also really original. You hear a lot of stories about things being ripoffs, but this is something 100 percent original! It just beats down on the listener relentlessly! The instrumentals used are completely flawless and I have no idea why this isn't more popular. Thank you for this masterpiece!

[Carrot Juice]

Super cool!

This submission is really sweet because of how absurd it is. The Clock Crew has always been an organization that has taken great pride in how utterly ridiculous it is. I especially like it just seems like everything is all over the place in this song. I can imagine the points in my head being envisioned across the screen and hitting a point. I have little idea what that even means, but it's cool. It just goes to show how much you can get with the words "carrot juice".

It is a great day when a clock has his or her own official theme song. This is great because its one of true ambition and gives off a feeling of adventure. It kind of makes me think about going deep into a strange world you can't comprehend. Thank you for allowing me to go in that strange world. I just love how adventurous it is too.

[FLip-flop]

Very cool song

It was great how you threw in that little "bitch" at the end. A song with lyrics should always have at least one word in it, I say. Anyway, this was lots of fun because everything moved so well together and so fluidly. The best part was how it really kept up this funky beat that never stopped. It's the kind of thing you can envision in your head. You can see the body parts being extended and exaggerated to fulfull this awesome tune.

The background music works very nicely too. It could have been longer, but it's definitley worth it just to listen to. I like how it sets itself well in the beginning with how the action moves so fast afterwards. There's so much going on, it doesn't need much variety. There is variety and zaniness going on every time the music is playing!

[Triple Penetration]

There you go again

Here you go with yet another great song because of how relentless it is. It wasn't as good as your other entry. I guess it might have been because the beat wasn't as good, but it's still great to hear, but you just sound like you're having so much fun with yourself. Again, this makes a good song version of "The Aristocrats". I thought the pop culture references were pretty funny and it was very well paced. You seemed a little calmer this time.

I liked how there were other voices around to act as your foil. I hope you continue to do awesome stuff like this. What's also cool is how you just seem to randomly go from topic to topic in this song with little understanding for a story. Of course, songs don't need stories. They just need to have tons of cool stuff going on like this song does!

[Still Blastin']

Very ambitious!

I liked this song a lot because of how much it just does for getting you pumped up. It gives you a great feeling of being on a great adventure. Every turn of the way, it seems like there's things that you are trying to overcome. I only now just realized the similarities it had to classic Mega Man music. There's just something going on every second of this great song! It never lets up for a minute and does a great job of pacing.

It makes me wonder how you were able to make this great song. I can only imagine the complicated programs in your computer you must have gone through to understand this. I like how there's just so many different styles going on. They follow each other rapidly so there's no time to keep track. It's just the music that could fit to any awesome video game! Pixellated music will never die out!

[Dick Clubbin']

How ffed up!

This is one of the best audio submissions I've ever heard and one of my favorite from you. It's amazing how you consisently keep up the beat. I feel like I'm listening to "The Aristocrats" put to song. It just goes to show you that you can be cultured even using the most disgusting words imaginable. You set up a perfect kind of rythum to go with your works and know where to go with them. It's great how you keep this up for over three minutes!

It's everything a professional song and rapper should have. This doesn't have much going on other than disgusting acts and that's just fine. I can just imagine you strutting your fingers around everywhere in this. This is definitley the best song you have ever created! It's always great to know that a person can be skilled in so many different ways. It's like you're never running out of body parts to describe!

[The Number 2]

Sounds more like farting

Of all the pooping sounds I have ever heard, all the ones seem to be too similar to farting to me. I mean, I poop all the time so I think I would know what it sounds like. Hey, this is just like the episode of "South Park" where Stan hears everything as shit! I had no idea that listening to shit could actually be fun. I admit that it does kind of give me the feeling of being in an area where everything is smelly. Still, songs with crap have to have some creativity to them.

Do you use actual sounds of yourself crapping? If not, then this is extremely authentic to at least what most people think it sounds like. It's also funny to hear the occasional voices in this who say silly things. I take comfort knowing that there is also some flushing involved in this. The title does make it seem like it would be more about the number.

[Poo poo and Wee wee]

So funny

I find it hilarious that someone made a short song that was just about poopoo and weewee. Granted, I know those things are important, but it seems to be presented in a rather silly fashion. I guess this could have been longer, but it still delivers its message well. I like how you sound like a satanic heavy metal band. I never would have expected those guys to talk about going to the toilet. The instrumentals are great too.

It's so funny to listen to, even if it is rather brief. Of course, that was the point of the entire song. You deserve to have a high score for all the laughs you gave people by using such immature words. Then again, I guess any words for that stuff would come off as immature to most people. POOPOO AND WEEWEE, WEEWEE AND POOPOO forever!

[Jeremy Mills]

One of your best

I have always appreciated how relentless you are with your works. This is amazing because it just keeps going on and on with amazingly nonsensical statement after nonsensical statement. It gets its funniest when you are asked what you are even talking aobut, because we're wondering that too. You have a nice singing voice and know how to keep the rythum up. It's interesting to try to make sense of this song. I had no idea that was another one of your names.

The most non-sequitor part was probably at the end with the girly voice. I wasn't sure if that was supposed to be you or someone else. The instrumentals are nicely done too as they keep up your words. You can just imagine the stereo bursting out with these notes. I hope you continue doing deranged stuff.