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[Robotbeard the Pirate]

But mostly rape

This was really funny if only because there are just so many good one liners in this. I really love the animation as usual, especially the design of the robot pirate. When you have something as cool as a pirate named Robotbeard, you can simply never go wrong! I am now getting used to that long flesh strip getting turned into a box at the beginning. You show variety in your designs, especially the, uh, anal penetrating thing. I hope that you and all of the Box people had fun making this thing.

[Box Lunch]

Destructobox!

As a short, I think this kind of was one of your lesser entries. It was still fun to watch simply because the graphics are so good with everything being shaped like a box but still having depth to it. I especially like how you put a live-action scene in it for the grilled cheese sandwich. That guy's joke at the beginning about the d*ck turning into a vagina was funny. I am kind of glad you did not just stop there with that single joke. It was an interesting twist ending, as you generally do not see those in shorts.

DestructoBox responds:

Thanks for the review! This was our first short when we switched to the new graphics/animation format. I definitely feel we've worked out some (not all) of the kinks since then. We're definitely trying to improve as we go ;)

[Sonic 4 trailer]

We're Sonic Heroes!

This was one of the funniest Sonic parodies I have seen and I am so glad so many people worked on this. I have no clue why this did not win, but at least it won the Daily Feature it deserved! I loved the animation, especially with how goofy it looked. Seeing as how it was a trailer, I thought it was just going to be something only like a minute long. You made it the perfect length with the funniest voices. Highlights include Cream being a flying bunny, Robotink/Eggman getting heart attacks, Tails speaking like Elmer Fudd, the list is endless!

[Casual Battle]

Fairly decent

I obviously see a ton of stick flashes, so it was a bit hard to find anything that unique. I will say that the best part of it was probably how it started after it seemed to end. The animation looked a little amateur, but it was still not bad. I especially like the purple gas that emits from the guy. The choice of music was also fine and I did kind of like the transitions when it started again. Not much else to say about this, but it does seem as though you are off to a fine start here in Flash.

CUCCOOLEGEND responds:

Thanks for the review, if I ever do another stick flash I'll probably try my hand at the classic "100 v.s. 1" fight. Thanks again.

[Pianist on the Way]

Love the 6 billion people logo

I am finding it hard to believe that this was made in just Flash as it seems way too professional for that. Every shot of this just seems to stir a different emotion in me. I used to play the piano myself, and it was pretty fun while it lasted. Apart from everything seeming like it is from a professional anime, the tone is just so heartwarming. We look every day out at all the beautiful things in the world and try to figure out our place in it all. It just shows how an ordinary world has so many wonderful things in it.

[Headphones On Your Heart]

Loved it all

The art kind of reminded me of "The Powerpuff Girls" with the lack of fingers and stuff. Thank you once more for introducing me to a great song. I think this has the most emotion of any of your submissions not just because of its story, but because the characters cry and move in such a realistic manner. It is a great example of incorporating the video game into this touching real life story. It has such bright colors especially with the changing cube itself. The designs and actions are all extremely unique.

[Xionic Madness 1.5]

This is a whole new thing

The character designs in this were so fantastic it was at first hard to believe it was an imitation of something else! It is great to see all the characters back, if only briefly for some of them. Every second of this is provacative and I love how everyone just keeps ramming things down into the ground and even that does not completely destroy the enemy! The closeups are done well and really work for character development. The whole thing is just so gorgeous, I can not go on enough about it! The bad guys do seem to have better aim than most in these cartoons.

[Awesome Center Redux]

ZOMBIE CANCER!

I think this is the best in the entire "Awesome" series that you have ever made. It helps because this is just something you imagine making yourself. You want to see the most exaggerated versions of these characters as you can and silly violence. There was no point with the hot gray-haired women in there, except that she was hot. I love how their noses and ears keep disappearing to emphasize how silly and random it is. It is basically what the laws of cartoon physics truly give us in entertainment.

[Spookyville 2]

The best Spookyville ever!

It is submissions like these that really make you wish that Spookyville was a much longer lived series, as it itself made fun of. I would be interested in knowing why you made a different account for these flashes. The best joke is definitley how everyone keeps going to a different level of Heaven. The final punchline is great when they all just go to Hell. Come on, all those Heavens had to stop somewhere! The animation is fantastic and the characters really develop themselves and I love the intro and art and everything!