Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Fresh Cut]

I loved how unpredictable it was. I thought it was going to turn into a giant hair monster. I remember this one time when I went to the barbershop and had a haircut with my brother. The hair was all clumped together into a pile. I thought it looked like a furry animal! I had no idea they'd eat it.

I'm glad it didn't get too disgusting. I...might be tempted to eat hair one of those days. I mean, some hair does look like chocolate. I have brown hair. We all like chocolate.

[Trouble Box]

Wow, that was quite good! I especially appreciate how cartoonish it was as expected. I was wondering why he'd try it again. It's good to know he learned his lesson. He still didn't win the end, though. This is great as a short joke.

That's what many of these cartoons are here anyway. The colors were another very strong point. Fin? None of these characters had fins! You'd think I would have made that joke earlier in my life.

[The Batman Doubts Selina's Past Relationships]

I had no idea where this was going. Thank God it was unpredictable! Yeah, I've seen that movie and it was awesome! It's nice to know we can make parodies of it so quickly. I know it takes a long time to make a single cartoon. Was this with CGI or stop-motion?

Either way, it was hilarious. Yeah, that bulletproof vest couldn't help him forever. He'd be hit in the mouth sooner or later. I think Marvel's Black Cat is way hotter. One of the few times Marvel has hotter women in my opinion.

[Printer Problems]

The funniest part was easily when he said the Laws of Robotics are fictional. I believe they are. I also loved how evil the guy was at the end. I mean, someone who allows products like that to exist is clearly sinister. I had no idea it would be this awesome! The buildup was fantastic.

I was really rooting for these guys. I guess there's some magenta in a Pop Tart. Paper cuts really do hurt like Hell. I love how it's just joke after joke for awhile. I don't even have a working printer. Maybe this is why...

[Earthly Pleasures]

Just in time for Earth Day! I loved seeing the imagery. The credits might have been too long. Well, my lyrics didn't make it. Never mind, this was still great. I don't know what lyrics to suggest.

I would need a starting point. You responded to my post, which was good enough. I liked seeing everyone depicted like that in the end. I wasn't expecting the song to only be half of it. Here, people were obsessed with 420.

[Toonami Collab Trailer]

Damn, how many great collabs are there going to be here? I didn't think "Pokemon" was a part of Toonami. I know it aired on Cartoon Network. Well, every network's aired "Pokemon" at one point. I wasn't aware of "Astro Boy" being there either. Whatever, this looks awesome.

If only I could animate. Tom easily looked the best here. Even for something short, it was awesome. I guess we're not into re-animated collabs at this point in time. Any collab can be awesome.

[weed (arzonaut made the thumbnail)]

I couldn't understand the speech at first. I then realized this must have been part of the joke, seeing as how that one girl spoke high. Oh, high I get it. I appreciate the animation. I was sooo waiting for something for 420. Hey, now it's Earth Day!

I guess marijuana is part of nature. That is a good message! It reminds me of that Lil Dicky song. Well, anything that shows a baboon's anus can't be that good. I didn't think this was that good, but maybe I needed to be high.

arkoirisangel responds:

smoke green if u love mother earth

[The Shoebody Bop]

That was...disturbing. I couldn't even tell if it was anti-religious. It was so grotesque it was hard to tell if it was sending any kind of message. Well, everyone hates religion nowadays. I can still appreciate the animation. That was still disturbing.

It was just very weird. That was BEFORE the demon showed up. I'm glad I wasn't baptized that way. Maybe I was too young to remember it. At least they're bathing people.

[me when im about to breed]

This was a very unique cartoon for you. I especially enjoyed how utterly quaint it was. I mean, it really wasn't sexual or anything. These characters don't have much design to them. The woman especially is more like the Powerpuff Girls. Don't make me think of them and breeding.

I actually liked this couple. I don't use that many apps. This would be a great option. I'm glad you won some (positive) award for this. I can tell it's made for a phone because of the format.

[Console Wars 1994]

I love that thumbnail. It's mostly because of how hilariously misleading it is. Okay, it was kind of a disappointment. Then again, I've never seen the consoles being used like sprites. It's still an original idea. I knew Crash Bandicoot would appear.

Wow, I just thought he'd be 3D. Well, maybe I need to look back at those graphics. It still looks better. A mascot with attitude that survived! Sonic doesn't count.