Again, this really happened to you? I laughed out loud with the kid with the cigarette. I don't see why the score is so low. Most of us can associate with stuff like this! I'm sure we've all played soccer. You know, in gym class at least.
I'm lucky to never be a coach. I did like playing soccer. I remembered at least one goal I got in. Of course, I also remember at least one goal that got past me as the goalie. Hilarious as ever.