I didn't find this to be one of your best submissions. It's mostly because it's too random. Well, I'm glad you explain why you did it. You just felt like it! The newspaper looks more like a bone. It was weird to see a human in your stuff.
You might want to be more distinct with your voice. I liked the ending. It was pretty funny with how it suddenly became so violent. I missed the Klay men. They're funnier.