Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Kirby Matrix 2]

I really didn't see what this had to do with "The Matrix". I mean, Kirby just wore Neo's sunglasses. I guess there's nothing offensive about it. There's just nothing unique about it at all. I guess I'm not much of a Kirby fan. The music wasn't bad.

You should have used music from "The Matrix"! That was combined with everything back then. Your animation gets better later on. I mean WAY later on. This is over a decade old!

[Batman (Animutated)]

It was great to hear that Danny Elfman music. It was still pretty weird with how there were no fake lyrics. In fact, there were no lyrics at all! I do like the idea of Ronald McDonald as the Joker. I liked the bat clock. This still didn't do much.

It had few wacky things going on. The best part was probably with the Brollys. That had the most action. It was just too bland. I wish you'd submit stuff here again.

[DFL: Short Order - Sushi]

That was really weird. I thought it would at least be a little longer. Don't worry. These guys can grow their legs back. It was nice to have those recipes put in. I just thought he'd make some sushi.

I guess he technically did. Well, it was certainly something differnet in this series. Congrats on the Daily Feature! This just didn't seem like much for an episode. Yeah, it was mostly a commercial.

[StarTrekkin Encore!]

What a funny coincidence! I just happened to be watching the Syfy Channel where they were showing a "Star Trek" marathon. Granted, it was with the new generation with "First Contact", but still. I do think the credits were a bit too long. Was that girl Kirk was banging underage?

It's just always good to hear this song. It's so catchy. The CGI seemed really strong here. Happy 60th anniversary, you guys! Oh, I guess Daily 2nd Place didn't exist back then.

[Mikey Gets Whooped]

This was just Mikey getting beat up. I didn't care for how dull it was. I can see why this is the lowest rated thing in the entire Mikey collection. It's still nice to see him get beat up. Well, I don't know why people hate him so much. The animation isn't that bad.

I like how the shading isn't that bad. It just needs to have a lot more. Why isn't this under Assassins? I guess he's not that well known a celebrity. He really isn't...at all.

[The Japanese Pokerap 2]

I loved this, if only because it was great to see all these classic characters. I think my favorite might have been Charlie Brown. I've never seen a color version of him like that. I didn't even know some of these images were around at 2001! The Beavis one was really creative. This is one of the longest animutations I've ever seen.

It's just great to see so much creativity. I didn't even notice how that clock was moving at first! It's amazing how much "Pokémon" has shaped our culture. I wish you'd submit more stuff here. May surrealness live on forever!

[Excitebike..]

I really did like seeing the fairly good animation. It was interesting how some of if was sprite. I didn't like how it was so long. I almost knew Mario would appear at the end. Randy Solem and Razoric were better at these things. Maybe I need to be more familiar with Excitebike.

This was just okay. I didn't understand what it had to do with the game that much at the end. Still, Hell jokes can be funny. It's kind of a clever setup. It just didn't do much for me.

[Lucky Lucky]

I really have forgotten how prolific you were with these! It was especially great to see Crow and Tom Servo. Anything with those two is wonderful! I know this is a Pokémon song. I believe it was actually sung by James or someone. This music is quite soothing.

It's great to see how these animutation characters would become popular. Homer Simpson and Ronald McDonald are both big characters. A pity you don't see these here anymore. Superman looked good too! It's just a very enjoyable old cartoon.

[Calloused Hands]

My only complaint is that this was a little too short. I would have to see more action. Is that how many nipples bears have? Well, I guess a bear god would have as many as he wants. It's nice to hear your voice again. I know what it's like to have hands like that.

I've grown to mostly just ignore them. They've gotten better. Lotion works in so many different ways. Penguins are always nice too. This was another great cartoon!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

Thanks Ericho. That beast is Zorgoth the Terrible, eight nippled devourer of salmon.