These are so awesome. I think the best part is how simple they are. I wish I had something like that. I did in fact used to play on a teeball team. Yeah, really every body did have a variant of that. I love your voice.
I don't recall us losing or winning any games. I knew this wasn't going to end well here. In fact, most of your stories don't, or at least not quite as you'd expect them to. That's a major disadvantage of being fat. Eh, screw trying to make this look better.