This is a very strange cartoon. I had this feeling that it would go on longer. With Spider-Man having blood coming out of him, I knew it wouldn't be too long. Dang, that theme song is good. I guess this works fine as just a really goofy cartoon. It doesn't really lead to any major punchline, it's just random.
I doubt even J. Jonah Jameson would want Spider-Man dead. Well, if crime's at an all-time low, they won't need him anymore. The animation is fairly good in this. It's been too long since I've seen a submission by you to recognize your style. It was pretty good.