DUDE, I seriously can't find a single person who didn't rate this a perfect five stars! With that being said, I'm not going to break that record. I read the tickertape and I thought it was funny, especially how you made fun of it at the end. I was just blown away by how good the animation was in this. Yes, I remember this series too. I never watched it, but imagined it was this stupid.
There were some references to Yu-Gi-Oh and buttface in the tickertape. The voices were fantastic too. It may have been short, but there were just so many things going on at once! The beyblades themselves were the most boring part, but that was the point. I love how he has a small face at one point. This is right below "Hellbenders Christmas" on the portal.