Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[God at the skating park]

What?

Well, I have to give you guys credit for having some good animation. I was reminded of the pyramid from the dollar bills, I knew that was familiar. My main problem with this is that nothing seems to happen. I don't understand the joke of how God doesn't exist. I mean, yes, I can understand how that could be a joke in itself, but what does it have to do with going skating? At least you had talented people helping you.

I just want something to have a lot more of a punchline. It was good with how everything seemed to be designed in a specific way. I guess it's supposed to represent how God is scared or something? I know I would feel that way if I ever went to a skating park. This was perhaps your strangest submission, but it looks like an experiment.

["Heart Broke"]

How strange

Well, this was easily one of the most messed up flashes I've seen in a long time. Normally, when I see violence like that, I expect something funny to go with it. Then again, maybe dark humor wasn't the way for this. It was basically just clay people chopping themselves up and each other. I guess it really did show you how bad it was to be dumped. It's amazing how disgusting the human body can be when it's mutilated.

I mean, it was certainly unpredictable. I was in no way thinking he was going to cut the lower half of his jaw off or anything. The rat was a really weird thing too. I guess that if you're into truly disgusting and bizarre stuff, check this out. I guess I was hoping it would have more of a plot. I am glad this was put under "Experimental" as it doesn't really fit anywhere else.

[Orange ted and friends]

Not too bad

I thought this certainly had its good points. It might not be something that I would recommendable, because there were many flaws. I guess I didn't like it how it was so short. This reminded me of the characters Fluffy and Uranus from the cartoon "Duckman". It was pretty sweet to see these teddy bears being so awesome. Hey, maybe that's why I thought ROTJ was the best in the Star Wars series. It also seemed a bit too wide.

I thought this was a game at first, because it seemed like there was too much empty space. I think my favorite part is when the wall starts collapsing. I was in no way expecting there to be so many more of those teddy bears on the way. Blood and swords make everything cooler. The music was pretty good, but could have been a bit more clear.

[2 dudes]

Had a good punchline

I really wasn't that interested in this, because so little seemed to be happening. It didn't help that the voices and animation weren't that good. I suggest you try working on those things because it is hard to enjoy. I was not expecting that final thing with the guy who looked gay appearing. It kind of puts into perspective how much people use that term. It's been done so many times it doesn't have its meaning anymore.

You do really have to create higher quality animation. Everything just seemed so squiggly and stuff in this. I think you might have been too close to the mike or something as the voices came off as so rough. You have good writing, just try to put some more good stuff in it. It does look pretty dated by the standards of today.

[R.I.P Sex0r]

I doubt he's dead

Well, it doesn't look like the guy has made any non collaboritive work, but I'm still not sure if he's dead. If he is, it's sad that I did not hear about this on the forums or anywhere else. This is actually nice music you have. I don't know what this guy was like, but most likely he would have enjoyed this. You used that grave making site I've been to, and it seems something silly enough to like. I still did not like how it was just a single image.

You should be more colorful in your submissions. I guess I can't blame Sex0r, because he's apparently dead. I have heard other times of audio stuff being taken away because there was too much of it. It's not good, but at least it isn't terrible. This was kind of emotional, but it just seemed like it was far too easy to make.

[Mario's Reward]

Wasn't expecting Luigi

What I liked the most about this was probably how good the animation was. The voices were also perfectly spot on for this. The ending was a bit predictable, but it's still great to watch. I imagine Mario would want that after saving Peach so many times. It was great to see how everything was so colorful and there were always funny things in the background. Like how when Mario was flying, there was a Laiku doing turtle porn.

Then there was Yoshi having an "On Strike" sign on the way to the castle too. Everything just looked so good and colorful in this. I was thinking this was going to be a Super Smash Bros. parody by the opening. I then realized it wasn't when Cloud suddenly appeared. Hmmm, maybe they will get more characters for SSB in the future.

[Willvasaurus]

I found them

I found it interesting to show David Attenborough comment on dinosaurs. I think he said he would want to see a giant plant eating dinosaur if he could. You could have been a bit better with the voice. While not that smart, this was still entertaining as you consistently kept up the humor. The medals are not listed as secret, so I guess it's okay for me to say how to get them. When the backstory is beginning, click on Barney under a tree for the first one.

For the second one, click on the Pokeball right after Willvasaurus destroys the meteor. Scientists have confirmed that it was indeed a meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs! You'd think there'd be more of them around with global warming. I like the notion of him going on to become a flash artist. The artwork could have been more detailed.

[Ça Ça Mirlaquerr]

WOAH!

Dude, this is one of the most fantastically animated things I have ever seen in my entire life! It is just unbelievable how everything is so fricking perfect in this! On every single square of this cartoon, there's something going on. I have no idea what's going on or how this came to be, but it's awesome! You give great pride to all your fellow animators! It seems like it's been forever since I've seen stuff with Mr. Coo.

I remember him as being featured under the "Funny Cartoons" category. It is fantastic because you simply have no idea at all what is going to happen next in this masterpiece! I hope this wins every positive award in existance! The colors are wonderfully bright and they give off a perfect sense of vibrance. Every single body part is flying around everywhere!

[C H A O S]

You do punish

Well, you seemed to live up to your name, because I didn't enjoy this much. I think its main flaw is that it simply goes on forever. I don't know what you did, but this is in the Top 50 of all time! I almost have to give you credit for whatever you did to get such a high score! Anyway, the most annoying thing is probably the sound. It seems like this would have been more enjoyable if it was more organized as nothing seemed to make sense.

I was afraid the whole thing would just be that loading animation. You seem like you have the potential for something better, just put more effort into it. I guess it is technically a music video, just a really nonsensical one. You have obviously made some interesting things, but you need more uniqueness to be popular. The tune isn't that bad, I guess.

Punisher responds:

You absolutely missed the entire point, as usual.

You are a fucking idiotic faggot, & I hope you die within the hour.