Alright, I admit it wasn't that creative, but it was still good. It's good we don't have to deal with this anymore! Wait, the War On Terror is still going on. At least we got Bin Laden. Hey, we got Gadaffi too! I didn't even know who he was at the time of this game's release.
Oh, I understand the France thing now. Come on, they almost conquered the world with Napoleon! You can actually learn a lot about geography here. Don't worry, I got Bin Laden. Well, WE got him.