It was not the worst
For something that was your first try, this was really not a terrible flash to watch. I was reminded of the "Epic Beard Man" meme that's been going around recently. I did think the funniest part was when the character called the fat woman an "animal cracker". Now, the weakest part of this is obviously the animation. You need to improve on your techniques, which is obvious considering that this was in fact your first flash. I also appreciate how you seem to have a lot of characters who do funny things.