Look, I'm sorry!
I thought this was going to be a sequel to the "Spider Powers For Xmas" series. It's impressive submitting two things in one day that are completely different. The beginning made it seem like it was from Cyanide & Happiness, and it does seem like something they would make. I never even thought about gaining a bunch of legs in addition to Spiderman's powers. I like how the purple spider is drawn. I was not expecting that guy to be bitten at all.