Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Combat 4: Apotheosis REDUX]

I thought Apotheosis meant the making of something holy. I counted 87 kills. I know it's not exactly the same as the original. I don't think I've even seen the original that many times. It's just that everyone is familiar with it. The best part was probably how it was slightly different.

I noticed the one guy again whom Hank didn't kill. In the original, when Jebus opened the door, it killed him. Here, he was eaten by a zombie. This works fine too. I was expecting all the dead bodies to turn into zombies.

[Tankmen: Skittles meets Phill]

That was surprisingly heartwarming. I'm so glad it didn't go down a dark route. I could really associate with these characters. It was just great seeing how happy this kid was. I'm glad everything worked out for him. It was just a cute cartoon.

Well, it still talked about killing kids. This kept it up for 13 minutes. I wasn't expecting it to be that long! This was just front page material. It's hard to believe the original Tankmen only had two installments.

[Postal: Brain Damaged - Final Cutscene / Ending]

Boy, was that awkward! I didn't even know what was going on at the end. It's probably meant to be surreal. I not about that meme so I can easily understand it. As Syndrome would say, "You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!".

I've learned a lot about "Postal" from this. I probably won't remember it. Wait, is that ironic? I know how to use a toilet. That's the most important message I got from this.

[Postal: Brain Damaged - Third Cutscene]

I have to admit this was too short. It wasn't as good as the other one I reviewed. I was also distracted by the furry porn. This was still well done. The coronavirus joke was great. I still know little about "Postal".

I think you should have submitted all these together. Well, this still works. The voiceover is good. At least the furry porn wasn't graphic. I'm just not a furry, except for Rouge.

[Soldier and Spy Defuse a Bomb]

When in doubt, don't do what the movies say. I don't even know how those work. They're right! I don't recall cutting green in movies. That makes sense! Their voices are so funny.

It's been awhile since we've seen "Team Fortress 2". They're so iconic. It's great to see that they never went away. De-Fusion? That's a "Yu-Gi-Oh" card.

[Postal: Brain Damaged - Second Cutscene]

That was great, but it was too short. It still worked for being brilliant. It seemed like something out of "Big Mouth". You know, with the gun coming to life in bed. He probably does want to have sex with it. This certainly moved fast.

With something so short, it needs to be like that. I loved how unpredictable it was. I just loved this guy's voice. He looks like Rusty Venture. I'm not familiar with "Postal" at all.

[Luigi's Daily Traffic]

That was very nicely animated, even though it was too short. I did like how it was fairly simple. Why would Luigi speak in Spanish? He's Italian! I don't think he's voiced by someone Italian. Maybe someone will make a horrible documentary about it.

I love the simple description. It seemed like it was more focused on Mario. I think the setup is pretty funny. Toad must have died a bunch of times to get last place. Well, he's not that talented.

[Dudes of Hazmat: Doorway of the Devourer (part1)]

This was good, but I didn't love it. It was mostly because the animation was off-putting. I guess it's probably meant to look like that. It still had interesting ideas. I had no idea that was "ghost sewage". It reminded me of what was left over of the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.

That would make sense with the ghost theme. It had good lines. I'm glad it wasn't too long. I like the setup for the next episode. I won't say "sequel".

[Worst Work Day Ever]

That's weird. There were twenty seconds of darkness. Hey, you're also a Newgrounder! Don't forget that! I would think the worst work day was when you were fired. Well, assuming it was a good job to begin with.

My worst was when I got fired for working only a week and a half at Sonny's. I'm just bad as a cashier. You know, maybe I shouldn't write these reviews with my own personal life. The best joke was the pronunciation one at the beginning. Yeah, you should be happy.

[Rules of the Internet Explained - LOVEWEB]

I love this cartoon because of how informative it is. I know that Rule 63 is universally accepted. For every male given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice versa. Cybermare sounds like Maud Pie. This may be even better than anything submitted for Pico Day, honestly. What's wonderful is that you could think of any rules that make sense and I can make some myself.

Do not insult Mr. Rogers. Do not insult Yotsuba. If it exists, God hates it according to the Westboro Baptist Church. Do not defend "Cuties", ever. There is "My Little Pony" of it, no exceptions. If it can be eaten, it can be fried.