Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Elden Ring: Unironically Terrible]

Nox? Have I ever noticed that's just like Knox? I must have before. Anyway, I hear a lot about this game recently. I'm really not that much into modern video games. I always love your movements. I hope that isn't what you really look like.

It's great to have a live-action series there. Come on, we can bring "Numa Numa Dance" back. I should stop saying that. Happy Easter! I wish I could review an Easter-related thing here today, but then again, this is about coming back!

[Dark Souls player refuses to use his humanity... but WHY?!]

Oh, you already used that joke before. Nonetheless, this was still hilarious. I'm surprised the rating isn't higher! You're so popular here anyway. That fat joke was great too. At least it wasn't the FATAL game.

You...might not want to look that up. I'm glad you didn't just stop with that joke. The animation was awesome. There was so much wonderful emotion put into this. You deserved this Daily Feature.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Thank you! And the Hue Manatee joke is one I've done, yes, but not with this game. Gave me a chance to try using Hue in a longer skit. Been trying to figure out ways to make an actual character out of him, he's got a bit of potential. He'll be popping back up in spots in the future. And thanks for checking it out! Trying to produce more worthwhile content on a regular basis. Here and elsewhere.

[Out of Order]

Wow, it's wonderful you put so much effort into this. I was amazed at how beautiful it turned out. At first, I thought it would end with just the first kid. I had no idea it would take this surreal stance. Everyone knows what it's like to lose at the claw machine. It actually reminds me of a funny story.

A movie theater here in Panama City was destroyed in Hurricane Michael. That included the claw machine, with all the toys scattered around. I knew it would be wrong to just take one of those toys as my brother would go nuts from me bringing in dirty stuff. The temptation was still there. This makes sense, seeing as how this game always felt like such a sham.

mukpuddy responds:

Thank you so much... and thanks for sharing that story.

[The sad truth about Sonic]

Hmm, I don't know if I ever noticed this before. I mean, the other characters do indeed have fur on their bodies. Then again, I think many characters lack visible nipples. It would be inappropriate for kids, maybe? This was animated wonderfully. Tails was especially done quite well.

He still lacked nipples. That was just areolas. Well, it was marker anyway. Sonic really does look depressed. Well, hedgehogs aren't blue either.

[Taiko no Tatsujin is a drum game]

I have to admit that was really funny. I had no idea what was even going on. It seemed to just be a cartoon of someone playing a game. I was expecting something with tons of action going on. It had its only real action out of the game at the very end. I still don't think it's as great as most people say.

A simple gag goes a long way. I can believe this is a real game. I did notice that little thing coming up. I'm glad it didn't go on too long. I still think "DYSTOPIA" is way better.

[ECCHIcation Episode 9 - 'Futanari']

You know, I sometimes think there are probably more important terms to learn in other languages than sexual ones. Well, this is the Internet after all. The Japanese language is the second most common. It's easy to recognize Bennett's voice. At least, he didn't cover up sexual assault like Doug Walker. I...don't think he did at least.

The animation was as good as ever. I sometimes wonder if you'll do a "Teen Titans Go!" cartoon. I know you'd never stoop that low. You're not TheShadling after all. He got busted, you know.

[DYSTOPIA]

Well, like most people say I believe this to be a flawless cartoon. The animation kind of reminded me of "Hazbin Hotel". I loved it from the very first few seconds. This was so unique, I mistook you for someone who had never submitted anything here before. The design kind of reminded me of "Kill La Kill". It was vaguely like "Madness Combat".

Damn, I could watch this constantly and always find new stuff. You know how impressive that is for something only a minute and a half long? If there's one thing the Internet taught us, it's that we don't need to know the lyrics in a song. Any language will do! Please have this win awards! Cats are always cool.

[Driving For Uber]

Dude, this is your longest cartoon ever! It's over 7 minutes long, a new record for you! I mean, you might as well call this "Brewstew: The Movie". It's the closest you'll get to making a movie. This was really funny. I feel bad you quit your job.

Well, then you wouldn't be here! There's so many of these they need a section. I don't think they're all accurate. Well, you don't have stick arms and legs in real life. I get tips all the time at my job and much better too.

[The Wiggles Commit Traffic Crimes]

This was pretty good, but not great. I thought you couldn't insult the Wiggles! Well, I don't know much about them anyway. I do love how they talk. It's great to see how everything turns out. Yeah, it was easy to tell the dog cut the brakes.

I especially love that ending. The animation was kind of like "Rugrats". It was something about the big noses. The jokes about product placement were good. I guess it could have been shorter.