This sounded like the title of something by Cinema Sins. You know, "Everything Wrong With X"? Well, this was actually the opposite title. I admit this went on too long. There is something wrong about being too long. I can understand your points.
You remind me more of Bill Maher. He gets his facts wrong. Horus was not born of a virgin and neither was Mithras. Okay, I'm rambling. Much like you.