Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TEENAGE DRAMA SHIT]

I have to admit I didn't like this that much. I noticed these four no picture labels at the end. What does that mean? I do get that this was meant to be sincere. I just didn't like seeing vomit. You rarely get a title drop here.

More like teenage drama puke! I would like to know these characters more. Was that her boyfriend having an affair? I liked how it was serious. Most stuff just has action or comedy nowadays.

[The Sheriff Bean Kickstarter FAIL video!]

Well, that was odd. I still liked it. I feel bad if the bean series never takes off. You still managed to do a lot of it. I liked that little cartoon guy. Sorry, but I'm poor to really be motivated to donate money.

I liked how corny this was. I don't think that mustache's real. I was hoping for Sheriff Bean to appear. I'm glad the cartoon or uh, video (?) wasn't that long. I'm sure you'll get what you want.

[Tankmen: Mirage]

Okay, the ending was great. You didn't need to write down what they said. I mean, it wasn't that hard to listen to. I wish we could include subtitles on cartoons now. We can't with this new format. The animation was great.

I'm not that big a fan of Tankmen. I enjoy them at least. It was pretty unpredictable. I knew this one would have a high score. The voice was good.

[Friday night hunkin': Tankman]

Yeah, I guess this is a series. Wait, do you mean your series of FNF itself? It was nice to see Pico in this. The cameos did provide relevance. Hey, at least "Space Jam" isn't like the new "Space Jam", which I heard was bad. At least Boyfriend doesn't stand on his middle finger.

Hey, I live in Florida! Well, I'm also Christian, which people have said the worse things about, except maybe Catholics specifically. Nothing can offend me. I like how she got in the tank. They deserve happy endings.

[Jeff n Lil' Pico]

This was good, but not great for me. I didn't know what was going on. I wish there were author's comments that said more. It was still very watchable. Pico's in everything nowadays. It was at least unique.

I don't know if "Lil' Pico" is a different character. I wish there were subtitles. It might need more detail. Well, it isn't meant to be. People like it for something so short.

[Oney Plays Animated: POGGERS]

I've never heard of this Pogger's incident. I mean, I don't like to keep up with Chuck E Cheese's. I went there once as a kid and it scared me. That's why it's made fun of so much. I'm glad I don't know of any of them nearby. Oh, he's a mouse and not a rat.

I mean, I assume any big mouse is a rat. That reminds me of "The Great Mouse Detective". I guess someone else probably does do his voice. I don't know how the new costumes work anyway. I love how these guys always laugh.

[Yo-yo's in the 90's]

I think there was a kid I heard of that threw up in class. Well, I don't think I witnessed it. That does happen to some kids and it haunts them. I remember Duncan. I don't recollect Yomega. I did play with some yo-yos.

I think mine was orange, my favorite color. I think yo-yos have in fact been used as weapons at some point. Well, hopefully not intentionally. Great to see that live-action bit at the end. I guess you're glad no one recorded this stuff when you were a kid.

[Los Cinco Beanditos]

That was great! I was hoping for something longer, though. It still got its message across well. You know how to use great colors. The slapstick was brilliant. It was just so nice to have so much going on.

I would love to see a longer video. This guy looks like he's lots of great adventures. You don't see cowboys often anymore. You don't even see many parodies of them anymore. I hope there's no farting in future installments.

ChutneyGlaze responds:

longer vids on the way ; )

edit:
what you don't like farts huh??