Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TETRIS gets an ANIME]

This was really funny! It was so impressive how you kept this joke up for so long. The best part was seeing the block with boobs. We'll make anything sexual, right? That's the power of Rule 34. Even the joke at the end was great.

I personally thought this was better than the "Metroid" cartoon. They're both about video games. I think I actually heard this joke before. It was Stephen Colbert joking about making a movie based on Tetris. Well, this wasn't a movie, but an anime. The voices were great too.

[[ANIMATION W/ SOUND] Samus Aran [METROID]]

Wow, something eight seconds long has a rating of 4.58? Dude, that is freaking unbelievable. I mean, I really can't give a perfect score to something so short. It's still a great cartoon. It just seems kind of pointless. I know you can make something longer.

Samus sure looks beautiful. Those are some erect nipples. I know Nintendo stopped allowing live-action adaptations of their work after they hated the Mario movie. I think they've only had a Pokemon anime. There may have been some mangas. Little Metroid activity of course.

[Dr Phil threatens your life and stalks the outside of your home]

Oh boy was that funny! Maybe too short, but still amazing. I'm sure Dr. Phil said this. Of course, he was probably talking about quoting someone. I love how Dr. Phil is pictured. He looks like some giant egg.

The animation is absolutely gorgeous. What's with all the great cartoons we've been getting lately? Seriously, this is like a golden day for the website. I just can't stop laughing at it! This should win Daily Feature. I know it'll get frontpaged.

[ECCHIcation Episode 4 - 'Ahegao']

Hmmm, I had sincerely never heard that word before. What's wrong with me? Oh yeah, I have a life. Wait...no I really don't. Anyway, the animation was great. Always nice to hear Bennett's voice.

A pity there was such a mess with Channel Awesome. I'd like to hear more common Japanese terms. I mean, not ones on the Internet. That part at the end was great too. I like that purple hair.

[Vinesauce Animated: Blue Shells]

I knew this would be great! It's funny because it's so short. It reminded me of the Gamegrumps cartoons. The animation was beautiful of course. You keep up a lot of jokes for something so brief. How compassionate.

He really does care about Joel! I'm not into Vinesauce. I just know it's really popular. I remember how hectic Mario Kart can be. You deserve the Daily Feature.

[Chaotic Heart: First Encounter]

I don't know anything about Chaotic Heart. I do love this! The animation was absolutely amazing. Sentient hats are cool too. It seems like I've been seeing a lot of great stuff without dialogue lately. The action's great too.

The shading is simply fantastic. A lot happens in only two minutes. Congratulations on your Weekly 2nd Place! Wow, this is a long time to stay on the front page. How did I not notice this?

[Poopy Bag]

Aww, what a letdown. I really thought he was going to kill them. I mean, the cartoon's still funny. I just wish it had more of a payoff. I was hoping they'd die after the credits. It's still beautifully animated.

The colors were nice. Well, the characters were literally colorful. I really like their attitudes. It's a lot of character development in such a short time. The voice actors show good emotion.

Fantishow responds:

Floyd wouldn’t hurt women or kids under any circumstance, he just talks big.

[Hustle Boy: Essential Worker]

That was really funny. Always great to see the masks. I've had to wear them of course. The animation was great. Is Hustle Boy a series? That's really impressive.

There was so much detail in this. Well, maybe too much detail. I was afraid something so short would be forgettable. It's great I was pleasantly surprised!

[New Neighbor]

I'm glad to have never had a neighbor like this. I always had trouble making friends. I didn't have any imaginary friends! I bet you didn't either. At least you had someone! I didn't pay much attention to the neighbors.

I was kind of hoping you'd show an actual dial-up. Well, you don't show a lot visually. You even yourself mention that. Still, it's always nice to get stuff from you. Video games really did make going to other kid's houses cool.