Wow, that was something...good! I just love how it kept the same tone. I had no idea what was going on. That was surreal even by your standards. I didn't know you could do so much with cheese. Well, I do love cheese.
The music's great too. I didn't know "ejaculate" could be used in that context. Oh, maybe it's a British phrase JK. I mean just kidding, not J. K. Rowling. Wouldn't make for a good picture book.