I think this may be your longest episode yet. I admit that I haven't heard most of these news stories. That homo gag really was bad. Don't bash gays! Anyway, I like the sound the alien makes when his couch moves. Uh, what's his name?
I couldn't quite understand it. Anyway, that ghost bit was great. I was thinking the same thing. He couldn't be a ghost if he was afraid of dying. How would you kill a ghost? I hope Francis appears.