Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Koke Inferno]

This does look quite dated. It's great to see how far you have come. It was hard to find the appeal in this. It didn't seem to really match with the song. It was apparently supposed to. At least it was somewhat unique.

Everything just seems so random. It would have been better if the animation was more fluid. It's still nice to see how this website started. I guess the mice having sex was the most memorable part. Am I weird?

[Cycle of Violence]

It's true that the quality is pretty cheap. While I wouldn’t recommend this, it’s still not that bad. I guess it’s because of how nice it is to look back into history. You thought Bill Clinton was bad? Bill Cosby’s raped every single woman on Earth by your standards! The animation does not hold up.

It’s funny how you mention attacking Afghanistan and Iraq. We did do that eventually! It was a bit too long, though. It shouldn’t have been an infinite loop. There could have been music as well.

[the new efefef4rfe]

I don't know how offensive this was meant to be. It still ended up being entertaining. I really liked the animation here. It was especially nice to see all these original characters. That shows creativity. The music was pretty nice too. I don't want to use this word.

It's still more of the stuff you're known for. I'm glad this made front page! It's one of your better recent ones. It just had a lot going on. These guys have weird powers.

[Down Town]

I agree with you. This really is dated. It even seemed slow for its time. The animation doesn't hold up at all. I do at least like how this is your first submission! You really are a great animator, Stamper.

I had no idea "Stamper" was your last name. I thought this was the most viewed thing on Newgrounds at first. I must have been thinking of "Postal". I also thought this was a game. I guess the voice work was okay.

[How Tupac Was Murdered.]

I personally found the prequel to be much better. I still liked this. It's mostly because of how Mr. T sounds. I didn't notice the bandana changing colors. I thought I noticed that stuff more! I really did appreciate both voices.

You can tell this is old. It's a pity this website wasn't around earlier. We could have been even more topical. Cheetos are really good. It was again a bit too short.

[Hate]

I admit this was too short. It was still quite enjoyable. Was there some deeper meaning? I guess it was just meant to be a strange short. Yep, I certainly saw hate in this. I thought there'd be more puppies.

That's a very unpleasant thought of course. The animation was really quite nice here. I loved the design of the ship. It actually holds up fairly well. It worked for being short.

[Yoda's Blowjob]

I didn't care for this much. I guess the Yoda impression was pretty good. It is just Yoda getting a blowjob. The animation wasn't good. Of course, this was one of the oldest flashes on the entire website. We had to start somewhere.

At least this wasn't graphic porn. Well maybe it would have been better if it was. It is kind of an obvious joke. There's lots of room for improvement. It just keeps doing that forever.

[Chinese Restaurant]

Yeah, I can imagine this was the first music video here. What I was confused about how there were no words in this! I know what song this tune is from. Why didn't you include it? The animation wasn't bad. It's just that it was rather pointless.

I think there might be another music video here with the same song. I rarely go to Chinese restaurants. I also love cats. You needed to have more going on. At least I understand it.

[Souped-up Civic]

I admit that I didn't really see the appeal in this. It was just a car getting hit by a train. I still can't blame you for that, because of how old this is. I mean, it's still nice to see something so early. I notice the old shading style with the train. You're probably not even on this website anymore.

I thought this was going to be something about soup. I guess I'm just not familiar with cars. Why do the credits keep going on? Well, you can always go back to the menu. I just noticed "Civic" is a palindrome.

[The Parable of the Sacred Turtle]

I was kind of confused by this. The actual parable didn't start until halfway through the whole cartoon. It was a weird narrative device. I would have preferred if you just told us the story directly. I wasn't expecting that turtle's throat to be slit. It is rather unpleasant.

Well, I guess it made sense with the story. It was nice to see this animation. The voices are quite good too. It is a pretty unique cartoon. It's just not one of your best, IMHO.

RiverJordan responds:

Yeah the intro is too long. I cut it shorter in the next one, and they'll probably only get shorter from there :P