Ericho's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Raw Latex]

I agree with most people that this is one of the best flash submissions ever made. I think it's mostly because I have no clue what's going to happen next. I thought that kid was just going to get himself raped at one point. I found myself rooting for him when he used his pickle. You know, I think I understand what a strap-on is. The funniest part was when the dad said he would fuck his wife again.

The voices and animation are absolutely fantastic. I get a feeling this is something that's going to change the world. Or at least this website. These really are good characters. It really isn't that silly and has actual character development. Yes, it's a sick world too.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

finally, 5 stars from ericho! after years of striving, of bitter disappointment, finally, five stars from the master reviewer. i am humbled.

[The Open Bundle]

I recognized some of the music that was used in this. It's great how you brought so many talented artists together. I don't know much about the politics of this, but it seems like something worth going for. Tom Fulp is probably the richest person on this website. $10,000 should be easy for him. This is a pretty big step.

I love how you're standing up for us ordinary people. I mean, the people who don't create stuff like this and make money off it. You guys are so popular, you should make enough revenue. I'm probably not going to give any money into this. I hope all goes well.

[Lazy Writing 9]

I really liked this, because I had no idea where it was going. It seems like you've made more than nine of these. I appreciate how it just goes on and on at the end. I knew he was going to show his wound. That's quite disgusting that they wanted to show him. Hobos aren't like homeless people.

They just change jobs. I would know because I come from a town that's all about hobos. I think my favorite part was when he acknowledged that there were already cameras there. Hidden shows will do any sick thing nowadays. The voices were spot on too.

[Mario tells the Truth]

I think I can understand why a c*ck would look like a mushroom. Anyway, I think this is great satire. What also helps is that the animation is so freaking gorgeous in this. I recognize the voice actor (you?) and it's hilarious. I love how it randomly flashes to some "real" parts. It isn't true that mushroom powerups were inspired by drugs.

It's cool how their shirts never change their design. It's nice how earnest Mario is. I even think it's funny how you mention water in the sky in the next Mario game. I guess it makes as much sense as anything else in the Mario world. This was fun to watch.

[Stickmen Fails!]

I couldn't find much humor in this. Really, I couldn't find much of anything in this. I think it looks like it was made years ago, which really hurt its quality. It just seemed like you were referencing old memes, like This is Sparta! Then again, there is a sequel coming out. The animation isn't impressive either.

The sounds and voicework weren't bad, I suppose. It does seem like you may have some trouble with the mike. I admit that it is somewhat unpredictable. It just doesn't lead up to any great payoff. Congradulations on getting such a high rating.

[Birthday 22]

I thought it was very interesting to get a glimpse into your personal life. I envy you. While it's true I have a job myself, I am not paying rent or anything and still living with my parents. My brother's even worse, but I don't think I'll get into personal details too much. The animation was as good as ever. I like how you randomly break into a rap.

It sort of fits your random cartoons. I think I can remember the other birthday cartoons you made. I myself am 24, and hope to be as successful as you in whatever way I can. One of your paintings looks like a swatiska. I doubt it, because of where you're from.

[Guards]

Woah, I had no clue this was going to be so awesome! It just seemed like typical stuff at first, but got better so quickly! I think the best thing about this is the ending. You just keep thinking that the guards are going to be punished. It actually makes more sense. Why wouldn't they just spear this guy?

I just love characters who are rebellious like that. The way everything was drawn was perfect too. I especially love the ostriches. I can see you going a long way with this series. It vaguely reminded me of Starbarians. It's something about how it has these two guys who just get away with everything.