Um, other Presidents are referred to by their middle names. Have you never heard of William Henry Harrison? What about William Howard Taft? Well, they're not the most well known Presidents. Oh, we have the Internet now! We should know the names of the Presidents.
This was something new for you. Hey, it rhymes! It isn't as good as your other stuff, but good. I will never let go of "Numa Numa Dance" being removed. We should at least have some live-action stuff here.