Recent Movie Reviews

Ouija Board Ouija Board

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I still don't buy this. There is a big upside to supernatural claims. If you truly think your house is haunted or whatever, you can always have skeptics inspect it. If they don't find any ghosts (which has never happened) they'll simply tell you what is really wrong with your house. That's what so great about supernatural claims. You win either way.

I've never had something happen like this to me. It reminds me of Weegee. I don't dare doubt that guy's power, though. I hear everything say how much they hate religion. I doubt supernatural stuff like this will do any better.

Pmation: "Pail Problems" Pmation: "Pail Problems"

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

What's funny about this cartoon was that it was surprisingly heartwarming. I mean, it really did have a nice ending. Most of these guys have bad luck getting a girlfriend. This was more or less the closest we got. The animation was as good as ever. So were the sounds.

Even without dialogue, it's quite expressive. That's what these cartoons are known for. Dang, are you prolific. You must have the most Daily Features. I like how unpredictable it is.

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Good Morning Shut Up with Jimmy Pee! 10/18/17 Good Morning Shut Up with Jimmy Pee! 10/18/17

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I've never heard of John Dunsworth before. I'm usually better with celebrity deaths. Hey, it's the alien! I liked when he mentioned the $400 on the car. I recently spent $351 to fix my car's charger. That was shortly after I got a new battery!

It's always something with cars. The weather duck seems kind of pointless. Well, I live in Florida so it was kind of useful. I need to watch "Game Of Thrones". That nacho joke was great.

threebrain responds:

hahaha what town in Florida? I can put it in. Yeah I need to do more with Weather Duck, but have been at my moms for the last coupla' days with no wacom tablet haha. Thanks!

Recent Game Reviews

Jingle Balls 2011 Jingle Balls 2011

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

"Jingle Balls" sounds like the name of a porn movie. In fact, there was an episode of "The Venture Bros" with that name. I liked how the game played itself. Then again, it was kind of boring that way. It was still pretty ambitious. I just thought it was cute.

It seems like you couldn't really use. Christmas baubles? Is that a word? It's October right here. I liked the cute little sounds.

I am Cube I am Cube

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I liked how colorful this movie was. Then again, it was a bit too repetitive. You just fought the same enemies. You still end up creating a pretty cool world. I can't hit that guy in the crotch. I don't know how to hit while jumping.

This was just a really good setup. The title's pretty weird though. Only his head is a cube. I guess that still works. This was pretty enjoyable.

Thoreau Thoreau

Rated 3 / 5 stars

The atmosphere was great, but this game really moved slow for me. I tried adjusting the quality. I couldn't do that! I still enjoyed some of it. The animation is really nice. It's a pretty surreal game. You have no idea what's going to happen.

The sounds are very good. It was weird when I right clicked it. It talked about how it was made for the dare. I didn't know you could even do that in a game. This guy seemed slightly thicker than a stick figure.

Recent Audio Reviews

The Real Folk Blues The Real Folk Blues

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This may have the highest rating of anything I've seen in the audio portal. 4.71! That's crazy! I really do feel bad because I don't give this the full score. I mean, I guess I'm just not into folk blues. It's still a great song.

I had no idea this would have lyrics. It might have had a little less chorus at the beginning. This is still a great voice. Is that really yours? You certainly know how to capture the spirit of the blues and congrats on being Egoraptor's favorite song!

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Halls of the Holy Halls of the Holy

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I didn't find this to be anything that original. That doesn't stop it from being a good song. The strongest point is how authentic it all sounds. You really know how to create atmosphere. That's important for a lot of songs. Were you talking about Christmas holly?

I think you meant to say "holy". Or meant to type "holy". This had a fairly good length. There wasn't that much variation with itself. It certainly gets me in the Church spirit.

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Snak responds:

Thanks for the review! I appreciate the viewpoint :D I did indeed mean to type "Holy" and not holly. Thanks for pointing that out. Atmosphere is generally the goal for me when I make music so I'm glad I hit that mark and am also extremely happy you enjoyed! It's been awhile since I've made new music but I think this review may have put me back in the spirit for it! Thanks again and cheers.

3AM (DUBstep) NG Cut 3AM (DUBstep) NG Cut

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wow, this song was absolutely amazing! I can understand why Egoraptor loves it so much. Yeah duh, that's his voice too. As a huge fan of his, it was great to hear his voice so randomly. This had so much style! Everything about this is so fast paced.

It certainly doesn't seem like two minutes. It's hard to even think you could put so much stuff in such a short time. There were some bubble noises, clapping and bass sounds. It's just this great mishmash of so many great sounds! May these genres live on forever! You deserve all these reviews.

Recent Art Reviews

philip literal philip literal

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I admit that it's hilarious to take such a goofy character and make him serious. What literal phrase was he thinking about? It's been awhile since I've seen the actual cartoon. I remember favoriting that one. Congrats on being Egoraptor's favorite art submission! You probably deserve it.

I really do feel sorry for this guy. It must be hard for him all the time. He kind of looks like Butters from "South Park". Come to think of it, he's almost in the same decision. I guess I like losing characters.

Sleeping Good Personality Sleeping Good Personality

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh, I get it. I didn't quite understand the joke, but it's all obvious now. I just love this. It's only one joke, but damn is it funny. You just have no idea what's going to be in this picture. I guess more observant people could tell from the title.

Well, this teaches a good lesson at least. Disney's rich enough on their own now. I love the prince's look. It would be hard for them to together. I don't want to think about those implications. Thank you for this original and hilarious idea!

Joe from Forever Ago Joe from Forever Ago

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Yes, I finally got up with all your art pieces! I admit this was kind of weird. It wasn't as good as most of your other pieces. I am glad you told us why you submitted it. I wish you would come back here! I am not familiar with this character at all.

I am glad it's at least something different. You rarely draw men here. The colors were fairly good. I don't see what this has to do with poop, cats, farts, or pee. Oh well, random humor can be funny.

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