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[Wonka's Golden Eggs]

I really did love this. It's probably Xploshi's best cartoon. It's mostly because of how insane it is. Okay, these aren't the most original of jokes. Willy Wonka is frequently a sociopath. I think it explicitly happened in some musical.

The animation is what makes it. I do realize why people are creeped out by Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka. Everyone dies again. My favorite was the liquid nitrogen bit. Veruca should have gotten worse punishment.

[ECCHIcation Episode 7 - 'Dicks']

I actually knew about the Chinpoko word before. It was the name of the "South Park" episode about "Pokemon". And yes, I knew that's where they got the name from. You know, it would be funny if you taught Mandarin. The most common last name is "Wang". Actually, that's the most common last name in the world.

And you wonder why the Chinese and Japanese never get along. Actually, all Asians hate each other. Well, North Koreans hate everyone. I appreciate this animation as always. I will admit that it's getting a bit redundant at this point, but still entertaining.

[Tank Madness]

That was unexpected. Well, not the cock jokes. I just wanted it to be more violent. It's actually still pretty original. Wow, Tankmen was back in 2006? I am old.

Maybe a bit too short. Well, these are good for quick laughs. I'm glad it didn't get too graphic. One of these dildos is razor. That must be painful.

Rees303 responds:

Yup them Tankmen get freaky with the razor one! Appreciate your continued insightful reviews after all these years!

[Prepare to Decay]

Zombies have appeared in this series all the time. This is still a unique look for them! I can't believe someone could still come up with original ideas for these characters! It was the zombies in this case. It's odd how something with no voice actors can have so many credits. The animation is as good as ever.

I guess we haven't had that many Madness cartoons about an actual zombie plague. This one didn't focus on deaths that much. Well, it was still quite graphic. I like the crosses under their eyes. It fits the structure.

[Special Milk Latte]

I have to admit that I was expecting more of a punchline. This was still perfectly serviceable. I bet it's not the most serviceable thing I could ge...whatever. The animation was great. Breast milk is a meme now? I mean, I guess all milk comes from breasts.

I just never thought of cows as having breasts. I think goats might be more popular. This character does seem like a cow. The subtitles got repetitive. That may have been the point.

[Feelings Episode 1.5: Flee | Madness Day 21]

I admit that I was looking for more kills. This is still good. I really did have to remember the previous installment to understand this. These cartoons aren't known for having strong continuity. At least at first. I like the idea of him struggling after being shot.

I mean, it's somewhat more realistic this way. I can't keep up with all these Madness flashes. I can at least enjoy and review them when they come out. It's probably the most dialogue of any Madness flash I've ever seen. Again, that is more realistic.

[Project Nexus 2 vs Team Fortress 2]

Wow, was that beautiful. Pause at 8:20 if you want. The stop motion work is impeccable. I can still admit it can look odd at points. This might be because it's such a different style. Well, that's what "Madness Combat" is for anyway.

I loved seeing Rayman. "Team Fortress 2" is just everywhere nowadays. This is probably your best work. The little blood spots were great too. It's just weird not seeing them circular.

[Project Creber: Extrication Part 1]

I counted 42 deaths. That's eight per minute! Then again, I only counted ones where the bodies were explicitly shown. I didn't count the ones where people fell off. It looked like those guys were immortal. Well, maybe they just made a lot of them.

I really did like how the take on them was pretty unique. That should be some sort of new rule like Rule 34. There is Madness of it. No exceptions. I'm getting more used to yellow all the time here.