I did kind of like that Alzheimer's joke at the end. Wait, my grandparents died of that! What am I saying?! Anyway, this was still pretty bad. It's so weird how I grew up thinking Ronald Reagan was one of the best Presidents. Now everyone hates him.
Well, everyone hates everyone nowadays. Christopher Hitchens taught us a lot. Except Mr. Rogers. Nice of you to apologize to Regis. I'm kind of neutral to him.