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[Spanky: the Monkey #1]

I didn't care for this, mostly because the quality was so low. This doesn't hold up well at all. There should have been some voices. I would have liked to hear how the monkey sounded. He does more killing than having sex. Some of this just goes on too long.

I especially note the part with Spanky being shot. I did like how his angel attacked people. The music wasn't bad. It just seemed very childish. It's just too old.

[Doughguy Bloopers]

This wasn't bad. It reminds me how I haven't seen the Pillsbury Doughboy in a long time. I guess he just sort of retired. Did you bleep the word "Hell"? Well, censorship was weird back then. The voice was pretty spot on.

I like the idea of bloopers with this guy. I'm glad you showed him being booped on the belly. That's call being "booped", right? It seemed like it was the right length. It didn't build up to much, though.

[Creature]

Why was this labeled as a Halloween flash? It wasn't around Halloween! I guess the cartoon itself isn't that bad. It builds up some tension. The animation doesn't seem to hold up well. It's pretty basic stuff.

It's fairly predictable. I do think the effect with the beheading is nice. It just isn't for me. The sounds seem to work pretty well. Maybe I'm not twisted enough to enjoy it.

[Final Fantasy 8 Wassap!]

I never got into this fad. I mean, all you're doing is just putting the audio over these images with a little lip movement. This isn't any variety in it. It's just the same as everything else. With "All Your Base" at least it was a catchy song. It's pretty pointless.

I guess this should please fans of the meme. Was this the first ever meme to have variants on the same website? That might be a record! I like people working with something. It's just that the original thing wasn't that good IMHO.

[Old Lady Gets Killed]

This didn't seem that good. It was just an old lady being killed. I liked the music, though. I also liked the piano that fell out. Hey, my grandmothere's an old lady! The animation could have been better.

You were certainly honest with the title. It had almost nothing else. Old people are nice! You really shouldn't go around shooting them. Or anyone for that matter.

[Stick Wars]

This certainly had good animation. It just didn't build up to much. I knew what was going to happen. It was still nice to see Darth Maul. It's reminds me back in the days when there were fewer Star Wars movies. There are other flashes with this name.

They came later, so they might have stolen this name from you! I could see the punchline coming. I would have liked to see a fight. That's what "The Phantom Menace" gave us. It was also too short.

[The Parable of the Holy Man]

I certainly liked this, even if it was a little weird. Shouldn't he have thought HE was the holy man? What matters is that this is still a great moral. There are non religious people. I guess you could just call them "holy" as well. The animation is as good as ever.

I especially love the way that door juts out. It's just a nice little effect. Why do you put credits at the beginning? It's still really fun of course. You really do have little idea what will happen next.

[Sinmara Saga]

You won the Weekly User's Choice but only Daily 3rd Place?! That's incredible! Actually, that's a great way to describe this entire cartoon. It was cool to have something live-action at first. I admit that I thought it would be sprite work the whole way through. The end was very funny.

Nice cat. I just loved the animation in this. I couldn't tell it was CGI. It looked like traditionally animated stuff. That's a compliment, not an insult. I don't know what "Sinmara" means. I'm so glad I checked the classic portal for this great cartoon!

[1st Easter]

This actually wasn't that bad. I think the Easter Bunny was kind of an unexpected touch. It was a funny little gif at the end. Yeah, this animation is still quite bad. At least it's the first Easter flash! I'm glad there wasn't music at the end.

I do wish there was a replay button. I wouldn't know how to use that anyway. You should have had more than just a picture of Mary. The voice could be better. It's still not terrible.