Well, that was indeed strange. I thought he was going to call him "my dog". Was it meant to be a variation of "Oh My God"? This was just okay for me. Well, we've had shorter things get high scores. I guess I don't know much about loving dogs.
I'm into cats. Now, if this was about a cat, then it would be perfect! The last joke was kind of funny. It just didn't do that much for me. I liked the lower case.