Ericho's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Monkey Lander]

What? I collect the fruit and then go to the platform. I immediately die! How can I die when I go to where I'm supposed to? Monkeys are still really funny. I guess the graphics were nice.

It tells me to go there. I keep dying! Well, I've played it before. I must have gotten something wrong. Well, I like bananas.

[Car War]

I thought this was kind of bad. I mean, it was just the same setting. I thought it would be a normal racing game at first. Instead, it was more like "Twisted Metal". Only instead it was no fun at all. The graphics weren't that good.

It's just not rewarding. The title reminds me of "Star Wars". That was probably the joke. I just want more detail. At least it's easy to understand.

[element ep1]

Yeah, this was really bad. I think the worst part is how you don't even know what to click. At least it's a game. I'm not much for point and click adventure games. I'll at least play ones with high scores. Well, it wasn't point and click.

It was actually an RPG. I'm usually not into them either. I didn't like the lowercase. It made it seem less epic. Not good for a game.

[FLAMANGO]

It annoyed me how you had to collect every single one. The controls weren't that good. Granted, that's probably because I'm using a laptop. That is itself cheap. The colors were at least nice. I liked the music.

It's just that there was too monotonous. I hoped there'd at least be some enemies in the game. Instead, it's just the same stuff. I wasn't motivated to play this. I'm sure you can do better.

[crows revolt training]

I really thought this was dumb. How was it even a game? It was just you clicking the same things over and over. I can tell it was an early game. I at least appreciate it existing. It still doesn't matter.

It needed a background. What did any of it even mean? It was too boring for even a demo. We all have to start off somewhere. Your other stuff is great.

[House Hunting]

Sad to say I didn't care much for this. It's mostly because it's too boring. You just have to wait too long. A shooting game shouldn't have that. It's weird how I could shoot the windows. You'd think I'd lose points for that.

The music is fairly nice. "Police Bike" is much better. Weird how this wasn't featured in anything. I assume you'd have the most control over it. You're still great.

[Police Bike]

That was fun. I liked the political undertones. I like how it said use force when necessary. That was with literally everyone! Well, not the cars. Why don't people do this against the Westboro Baptist Church?

A really big meme was the casually pepper spraying cop. I guess it could be worse. I love the goofy designs. You are of course talented, Mr. Fulp. That's why you made this website.

[SuperStick RPG]

This was really shoddy. It was nothing but cheap animation. It needed to be drawn much better. You couldn't even get the text right! Just type it out! You get better much later.

That's what I've learned from reviewing old submissions. It's way too bland. You make fantastic stuff later. It's great to look at those. We all have to start somewhere.

[Super Sneaky Room Escape]

I was a bit impressed by this. I mean, it starts off in a single room. It's amazing how much you can do from there. To get the first medal, click one of the boards on the left of the screen. It makes this button appear. This green ball appears as well.

I can't seem to click it. Just go to the walkthrough, I guess. I couldn't get any further. Thanks for having an easy medal for once. It could be more detailed, I suppose.

[The Zebra-Sitters Club]

This game is really weird. All I did was click arrows. Well, I got a medal so I'm not complaining. How weird it is that this got frontpaged. Well, I'm not one to judge. At least it's harmless.

I don't know why zebras were chosen of all things. There's really no reason. Well, it makes as much sense as anything else. The music was okay. It's just nothing memorable.