Ericho's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Torture The Emo]

At first I was disappointed that there were only three ways to torture him. Well, it didn't make any sense as those ways killed him. It made even less sense with the author comments. I then realized you had to click on him to make that stuff happen. I gave it a higher rating because of that. It still isn't good, though.

You need to have more detail. It was just a white background. It's most fun to shoot him. You can do it anywhere on his shirt! I guess this was just okay.

[Phantom Reverse #4]

Yes, I put my name as "Mybutt" again. I saw Gumball in a commercial in the movie theater so I was really in the mood! The music was great. I managed to get through this. Then again, maybe there was no way you could lose. I loved them yelling, "MYBUTT!!" over and over.

I don't want my butt's arm to bleed. Anyway, the animation was as good as ever. I love the "Receive Medal" thing at the end too. I was able to get into the story. Well, my laptop is slower.

[Hewitt]

Well, that was truly odd. I thought this was going to be a game about giant robots. Well, maybe it does get to that eventually. Was it a dream? I didn't like this enough to continue. I really do like the animation in this.

The mobility was pretty good. I really do give high scores too often. I'm probably too nice. The voices are pretty good. I am eager to see how this would turn out.

[NGAP Radio]

It's hard to say that this was a game. Well, it was interactive like one. I really do love the layout. It's just that this doesn't seem to work well for my laptop. Well, I can use another program. I don't like how you have to download it.

Still, I assume the songs are great fun to listen to. Yeah, it's sad when I assume while writing a review. It certainly looks nice. I always want his website to have the latest technology. It's certainly well organized.

[Smokaz Challenge]

This was mostly dumb, but I still enjoy a bit of it. It was just a weird game. Well, it is about being high after all! The music was alright. The layout's pretty cool. It isn't that detailed, though.

Again, you were high. It actually does require some knowledge. I don't know, I've never smoked before. It's a little too simple. It's fine for a really quick play.

[Pandemic]

I really am not into these kinds of games. This was unfortunately no exception for me. I do appreciate the layout. Do I just click on the airports to spread the virus? It doesn't work. Thanks for the instructions.

They still didn't help me that much. The music's very nice. I guess I'm not into simulation games. I used to think RPGs were my worst. Yeah, it's probably this.

[Hearts 1.1]

I thought this was a really unique game. It's mostly because I thought it would be a "Kingdom Hearts" game. I mean that was what I think of when I think of Hearts games! Instead, it was something different. I still am really bad at this game. Well, I guess I can't compare it to other people.

Even with three arrows, it was difficult! I guess I'm just not used to these kinds of games. The music was too loud. It just seemed that for this one game. It was pretty nice visually.

[Puzzle Blocks Ancient]

I didn't care that much for this game. I was surprised by how hard it was! Well, I was also kind of impressed by how hard it was. I can like challenging stuff. I guess this should have just had more detail. The title's a bit too generic.

I think it's worded wrong, actually. Was that a joke? At least you could rotate it. Yeah, I figured out how to do that. At least I could get that right.

[Santa's Sweatshop]

Like most people, I didn't care for this. I can see why the rating is so low. Why was there no sound? That's just something people expect in a game. Well, really anything here. The graphics weren't good.

All the elves looked the same. Why were they black? I guess it's racist to ask. Santa probably does have a sweatshop. This just moved too slow.

[Russian Boxer!]

I admit this game didn't seem that good at first, but it got a lot better! I was impressed by the gameplay. I thought it would just be Ivan Drago in a boxing match. I never did like those boxing games. Instead, it was an awesome beat em up! It looked so nice.

I appreciated the different enemies. There were always new ones. I can see why this is so popular. It deserves all these reviews. That was a man with the whip?