Ericho's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Torture Sloth (v2)]

I didn't like this. It was mostly because it was just the same image the whole time. I thought Sloth was less skinny. Well, I haven't seen "The Goonies" in awhile. I thought the animation wasn't that good. You only had a few ways to kill him.

They weren't very creative. I was hoping you could use different weapons at once. It amounted to little. The music was alright. You have made much better.

JeremyLokken responds:

Thanks, Ericho. I mainly still have this up because it's one of my first flash projects, 16 years ago! Now I'm dating myself here...I appreciate all of your reviews of my work!

[Seinfeld Assassination]

I didn't understand this at all. All you did was click one button and he died. What has Jerry Seinfeld done that was so bad? At first, I thought this was made by NewJoiseyWop. How silly, even his lesser submissions were better than this! The artwork isn't good.

Why is it only one death? There should have been more creativity. I thought you'd get different results on the different lights you clicked. It was all rather pointless. Not a "Seinfeld" fan, but this still offended me.

[HalloweenSlideShow]

I stand corrected. Sexy costumes have always existed. I guess it's only until recently I was aware of them. I really am shocked at that spider costume. I think everything here is organized. It's still just a slideshow.

There wasn't that much effort. I still appreciate some of this. It's nice to see all these people having fun. Well, some are probably having too much of it. It's still a nice little Halloween thing.

[The Pizza Man]

I was confused as to how this was a point and click adventure game. I guess we just have different definitions. I really am not used to games like this. Well, it obviously wasn't hard. What I don't like is how it just goes on too long. It's just the same images over and over.

The drawings aren't that good. It vaguely reminded me of RomeoJR. I guess the rhyming is okay. It just doesn't seem appropriate for a game. I am sorry for not liking this.

[Cricket Batter Challenge]

Hee hee, I ran out of balls. I liked this game if only because it was the first time I played any kind of cricket. So that's apparently how the game is played. Well, I wouldn't really know, would I? This is probably the most I've seen of it. I'll just assume this is realistic.

It really is something new for this website. It was pretty easy to understand. Cricket doesn't seem like a game I'd be a fan of here or in real life. The crowd is pretty feisty. The delivery's good.

[Hitting Stuff at a Building]

This was a wonderfully fun game! I'm just a sucker for these Javanoid like games. Or maybe they're called Arkanoid or something like that. Whatever, this game is wonderful! It seemed like it was too easy at first. I mean, you could just hit the ball as much as you wanted.

I didn't even notice you had lives. The music is great too. It's awesome that something that just got submitted is on the front page. I don't think I've ever seen that happen before. It's great to see new levels and everything.

[Freak Show]

I was disappointed to find out this was a point and click adventure game. Those were never my things. It's weird how easy one of the medals is. All I had to do was just click on the rubber ducky over and over. I thought it would take more than that. You first go over and pop the red balloon to get the key.

Use the key to (duh) open the door. I got confused after this. I like all the little details. For fans of these kinds of games, I would recommend this. The colors are nice too.

[COKEHEAD]

This should have a higher rating. It's really funny! I even like how the artwork holds up after all this time. At first, I couldn't understand what the gun was for. I now realize you were supposed to shoot the hallucinations. I think I won by accident.

I was trying to lose by shooting the guy. Er, I mean shooting George W. Bush. At that point, I had already won. I just love the music. Great early game!

[Scary Escape: Asylum]

I find this to be a good game. My only problem is that it is pretty difficult. I got used to solving the puzzle after awhile. The music is nicely appropriate. The artwork is great! I especially like that one disembodied arm.

I don't know if you ever use that. You have to work really hard in this. You just never know what will show up next. The ghoul seems pretty harmless. I just like the haunted house setting.

selfdefiant responds:

Thanks!

[The Schwarzenegger Dance]

I couldn't understand the appeal in this. It was just Arnold being shot easily. It didn't add up to much. At least it was easy. You need to be more creative. You have of course made much better things.

Then again, with how easy it was, it was not entertaining. It was too short. I wish I could have heard his voice. Hey, you spelled his name right! I keep getting it wrong myself.