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Well, people don't want me to give walkthroughs here anymore. I don't give ALL the information. As usual, this was a nice minimalist game. There were only two rooms at first! I can't get far in this at all. I got one medal and that was it. The music seemed different.

I liked the variety. It's pretty nice for what it is. This should have its own section! Well, I don't even look at sections anymore. I had no idea what the paper meant.

Level 11 is that one level. "Eleven" kind of rhymes with "level". Well, it's spelled the same way. The music's great. I really was impressed at how creative this was. I mean, it's no easy game.

Who would have thought a game about jumping cows would be so much fun? It's a great puzzle game. I always have to time everything. It's so fast paced. Again, complicated for a cow game.

I'm not into point 'n click adventures, but this was great. I especially love how realistic it is. Well, I couldn't get out of my own room. I might mean that literally. Everything just looks so sweet and fluffy. The music's great too.

It appears to be a very relaxing game. Yeah, a computer within a computer! I like meta stuff. I can always appreciate a game for how it looks. It's so subtle.

I'm sorry, but I just couldn't get into this. The artwork seemed pretty shoddy. Was there sound on this? It just seemed too basic. It's too bland. I wasn't motivated to get any medals.

I guess the game itself is harmless enough. There's so much better stuff out there. Well, you still got front page. I can't fault you for that. Well, you had a lot of people working on it!

Yomuchan responds:

The artwork was done in the style of classic newgrounds flash games, I wanted to make something that felt like it was straight outta 2005. And yeah, this is my first time making a business sim. It's been a good learning experience and I'm sure I can do better next time. Thanks for your review!

I've been telling everyone how to beat the levels to these games. They apparently don't want me to do that anymore. Then again, they already have a walkthrough link there. Anyway, this was a good game. I admit it's not that distinct. When you're so prolific, it's hard to tell the differences.

I was able to get at least a couple things on my own. They're not too hard to find. The set up is pretty authentic. I like how you can turn the music on and off. It can be distracting.

I got every medal! This was mostly because I was disappointed in myself for lying about missing a day of work. Okay, that's too personal. I did love this as always. I didn't see how an engraving was that different than a painting. I think it's just semantics.

Some of the medals don't match the game descriptions. It was "The Great Wave", not "The Big Wave". Oh, that's too nitpicky. I didn't even realize you could put your mouse over the 3D glasses to see the original painting. I thought I knew more about art.

Hmmm, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this game goes on forever. What a funny coincidence. I was just playing "The Hungry Games" another unwinnable joke game. This was more entertaining. I can still get more medals though. I love those birds.

They look like a pokemon. Oh, who am I kidding? Everything looks like a pokemon as there's nearly 1,000 of them! The graphics were quite impressive. You know how to motivate someone.

Amni3D responds:

Yeah, it's endless.
"they look like a Pokemon"
You should've seen their early design. Straight up looked like Pidgeot :v

Turn the green light on to get the key underneath. Go to the chest and get the knob for the TV. Notice the triangle, star, and octagon on the TV. Open the door next to the chest with the key. Inside, click on the Roman numerals with III, V, and VIII to get the skull. Go to the purse (?) and click on green, yellow, red, and blue in that order for the second skull (holy crap, I did that all on my own!).

Put in 4132 for the green door to get the handle. Attach the handle on the green fridge to get the meat. Give the meat to the alligator. Take the rusty bar from the window. Use the bar to pry open the chest to get the bucket. Fill the bucket with water from the sink (best of these games ever!)

That was quite fun! It reminds me of Q*bert. Yeah, probably a direct knockoff. The sounds were cool too. Nice to have a medal for every level. Level 7 is where I really lose it.

That thing is so annoying. Didn't take a genius to know that thing would kill you. I love the goofy graphics. The colors are cool too. It's just a fun little game.

Hmm, what an odd game. You just click over and over? Not much. I mean, I didn't even get a medal showing up on screen. You are a true underdog indeed! It is just text.

I guess there's nothing terrible. Well, you got front page! At least it automatically pauses. The music can get annoying. Yeah, not memorable.

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