The title is probably the best part. If I wanted to give my chip a name, I would call him Chip! That's a SpongeBob joke. I love how I have no idea what the story will be. I didn't know it would be about Jehovah's Witnesses. I'm not sure what it is they believe.
I assume the alien religion was Scientology. You have a pretty likeable main character here. We all feel like this. I thought it was Mormons who came to people at their doors. I guess they both do.