Yeah, I remember pumpkin patches. I didn't get to carve a pumpkin this year. We live in an apartment, duh! Anyway, I remember hay rides quite well. They were always underwhelming too! I thought you'd like jump into hay.
Well, I should've looked into the description better. I heard some kids got injured. You know, there's no seat belts on those things. I was expecting a joke like that. Big knives in pumpkins can be scary too.