3:30 Holy crap, is that Bill Cosby? That's a truly terrifying image of him! Aww, no Brewstew logo! Anyway, this was awesome. I thought you were going to bring up Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy! A more believable lie would be to say the platypus isn't real. They're even weirder than giraffes!
I have encountered some annoying kids in my life. I wouldn't lie to them, though. I love how you showed that dinosaur clip. Let's hope he doesn't see this! Don't like to them by saying "The Problem With Apu" is a good movie, though.