Ericho's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Caterpillar Smash]

I didn't care for this game much. I mean, it was just a bunch of caterpillars coming out. Well, I do suck at it. It's just too bland. I can see the style of artwork in the "Zwill" games. Those were much better.

It probably needed music. I didn't know what the point was. The sounds were alright. It's just very forgettable. Caterpillars are kinda cute.

[Demonic Defense]

It's great to see where this series started. I love how they just got better and better. I'm amazed at how crude this is. I mean, it's just plain primitive. The music was fairly nice. There's just so little detail compared to later installments.

It's still at least playable. The lines are too straight. There's just too little going on. You had nowhere to go but up from here! This should have its own section.

[Ultimo Games 2019 Gifts]

How odd. I played the trumpet, but no medal appeared on screen. One did when I plugged the cord in. Apparently, the bomb ends the game. It was hard to understand, but still pretty entertaining. I liked the sound.

The little red thing annoyed me. Was that Hitler? He's in everything. Maybe the graphics could have been better. It was fine for a quick play.

UltimoGames responds:

I like how you write down how you experienced the game :)
it is a weird game, I hope it triggered something in your brain, like art does.
'don't think, feeeeel'

[SuperStick Platform Demo]

Yeah, this was quite good. I couldn't control it much. Move the whole page down and up? Seems like too much for a demo. I couldn't even hit my opponent. At least it wasn't offensive.

Seems too easy to die for a superhero. The music was okay at best. It's way too bland. You have done much better with lines. We all have to start somewhere.

[Beginners Guide to Flash]

Yes, this was pretty informative. It was still set up pretty poorly. I mean, it was just something crude looking. The text looked very dated. There was no sound. Maybe I needed to find a button for it?

I'll probably never make flash cartoons. I don't know which program to use or even how to get it. For those that have it, this must have been good. It's at least done in good spirits. Oh, now I found the music, but it's still not good.

[Current Tycoon]

I couldn't really play this game. I started off with $0. I didn't know where to go from there. I'll go right in the middle with the star rating. The only thing I could really handle was the settings. It seemed pretty bland.

Well, I'm not into RPGs. Was this more than that? I liked the music. I'm fairly certain that's common here. It's not for me.

[Dancing Hillary]

Eh, didn't care much for this game. It was just Hillary dancing. At least the title was honest. The music was pretty good. It's just too generic. I've played other games like this.

Yeah, still holds up. Poor Hillary will probably never become President. I blame Christopher Hitchens for criticizing her more than Donald Trump. I hate that guy. It's a political game okay?

[Penalty Master]

Congratulations on being the most popular soccer game here! Granted, there aren't that many. I thought this was too generic. I was hoping you'd be able to control players on the field. Instead, it was just the goalie. It was still okay.

I'm pretty bad at this game. I can't even tell if I'm winning or not. I do admit it's harmless. It's not terrible or anything. I like the stick designs.

[NUB_Betav1.0]

This seemed like a Pac-Man knockoff. Well, most of the stuff here is a knockoff anyway. This was better than I thought. I couldn't find this when typing it in. I had to use a search engine. The sounds were pretty good.

It's interesting to see how complicated it gets. I do wish there was music. At least I heard some sound. Maybe not that creative, but still good. Pity it was never finished.

[would u date this woman?]

Uh, that's pretty misleading. You're simply showing hair that doesn't belong to him. It would have made more sense just to show the face. Well, you kinda did. This is way too short. It's fine for a very quick laugh.

It's not enough for a full game. Congratulations on being the most viewed spam game of all time! Uh, Happy New Year's Eve? You need sound dude. I noticed spam spelled backwards is maps.