Wow, I was really impressed at how this turned out. Originally, I thought it was going to be a parody of Mario Bros. played out in the real world. It suddenly stopped being realistic with the crab jury. I was not expecting it to be as crazy as that. Good thing Mario wasn't in this scenario, speaking of him! I thought the graphics were really cool. It should be easy to figure out how to get the secret medals.
I loved the penicorn appearing in one of the endings. Seriously, those guys need to appear more in flashes. I lost control a few times, but other than that, I had a good time. At least your girlfriend's always there for you. Hey, I never step on crabs in real life.